Dr. Daniel 'Dan' Challis

Name: Daniel Challis
Category: Human, Alcoholic, Doctor
Age: 47
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: Cheap motels, dive bars
General Description: An aging medical doctor with a serious alcohol abuse problem. A terrible father and a horrible husband. Can’t pass a woman without making a sexist joke or slapping her behind. In short – any woman’s dream come true.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Ellie Grimbridge
Sworn Enemies: Conal Cochran
Special Powers: Ability to stay sober until noon, ability to maintain a perfectly shaped mustache at all times, extremely skillful in throwing rubber masks over cameras, knows the direct phone number to the secret overlord of all television networks.
Weapons of Choice: Bare hands
Weaknesses: Girls half his age. He might pretend that he cares to know just how old (young) they are, but only after his life wrecking lust has been quenched.
Hobbies: Booze of course
Pet Peeves: The “Eight more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween” commercial
Best Lines:
- I was right! We’ll go directly to the factory!
- Whoa! Hold on! Slow down! Slow down. It’s getting late. I could use a drink.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
4 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points
Danger Level: Depends on the time of day. Dan is worthless in the mornings, but after a few drinks his motor skills become surprisingly coordinated.
Identification: Dan is a sexy 50-year-old stud with a mustache and stale cigarette-booze breath. Usually wears the same clothes he wore yesterday. Usually accompanied by a teenage girl whom he claims as his wife. He is really not that hard to identify. The real question is why would you want to identify him?
How to Avoid: Avoiding Dan is almost impossible if you are a bartender in a dive bar or a teenage girl, but otherwise it’s really not that hard. Get a restraining order if you must.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Try breathing through your mouth to avoid the smell. Walk away.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Tie him up and make him wear a Silver Shamrock mask while he is watching a blinking pumpkin on a TV screen that would activate the Bluestone inside the mask, that would launch a laser beam blowing his brains out and magically release the snakes and insects inexplicably stored inside the mask. Or just shoot him.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

4 comments:

  1. Hahahaha this is my favorite random find on the Internet in ages. Bless you.

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  2. Thank you, BC. Don't have much time to update lately, but comments like your is what keeps me going.

    Your Horror Movie A Day blog is an excellent read as well - I have subscribed, so don't be surprised if you see movies from your blog featuring here as well.

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  3. Irony. I find this site because BC, who randomly stumbled across it, mentioned Dr. Dan today.

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  4. One of my favorite movie characters, nice bio; although you really should make the text white since its hard to read without highlighting it :O

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