Joey Cheng

Name: Joey Cheng
Category: Human, Psychic
Age: Mid 20s
Origin: Hong Kong
Habitat: Parenting Education Classes
General Description: After a failed suicide attempt, Joey discovered a rather unwelcome ability to see ghosts, including the ghost of Yuen Chi-Kei. These visions are slowly driving her insane, threatening her mental and physical health, which are already undermined by unwanted pregnancy, unrequited love, and unhealthy life-style.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Yuen Chi-Kei
Sworn Enemies: Yuen Chi-Kei
Special Powers: Extreme durability
Weapon(s) of choice: Powerful jaws can be used to bite chunks of flesh of the faces of potential rapists.
Weakness(es): Still doesn’t know if her ex-boyfriend likes dark-green or light-green
Hobbies: Committing suicides.
Pet Peeves: Life
Best Line(s): - Your wife is going to be our child!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
4 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Identification: If you encounter a Chinese Angelina Jolie look-alike, who appears to be talking to someone when nobody is around or appears to be afraid of something nobody else can see, then it’s probably Joey. Try pushing the suspect from a tall building a few times – if the suspect survives – it’s definitely Joey.
How to Avoid: Don’t ever date anyone! If you are already dating someone – don’t ever break up! If you already broke up with someone... oh wait... you are screwed... Unless of course your ex is not Joey Cheng, in which case all of this doesn't apply to you anyway...
Danger Level: Extremely low, unless attacked. Joey can’t even kill herself, never mind killing others.
Suggested actions in case of encounter: Try to avoid endangering her unborn child in any way - the ghosts that accompany Joey might get overprotective. Joey herself can eat your face off.
Suggested killing techniques: Joey is extremely hard to kill. It is recommended to leave her alone. If killing is the only option, try non-conventional methods, such as pushing her into a pool of concentrated acid, molten lava, etc. Be creative. Don’t be surprised if Joey survives – we told you to leave her alone.
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Movie(s) and or Book(s) featuring the character:
- The Eye 2 (2004)

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