Name: Paxton
Category: Hero, Human, Survivor
Age: Early 20s
Origin: America
Habitat: European Hostels, Bars, and Discos
General Description: An American youth traveling around Europe in search of girls, booze, and adventure.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Josh and Oli
Sworn Enemies: All members and associates of the Elite Hunting Club in general, and The Dutch Businessman in particular.
Special Powers: Fluent knowledge of German language
Weapons of Choice: Pistol
Weaknesses: Overwhelming guilt for not rescuing a drowning girl many years ago is one of the driving forces behind his actions... Very stupid and risky actions, that is.
Hobbies: Sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll
Pet Peeves: Fanny-Packs
Best Lines:
1) Do you see a single other person in here with a fucking fanny pack? Wait, there's a guy. Why don't you go over there and have fucking fanny back sex with him, and then you can jizz all over each others storage compartments?
2) I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a fuckin' hog.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 9
4 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Weapon Points for the Pistol + 1 Additional Points for the Cojones Factor
Power Level: High. Paxton is not afraid to kill his enemies, avenge his hardships, and use any weapon that happens to be at his disposal. A formidable opponent for a run-of the-mill villain.
Identification: On his recent trip to Eastern Europe Paxton lost two fingers during an elite hunting accident. If you see a young drunken vegetarian in some European whore house, and he happens to have 3 fingers on one hand - you can be sure that it's Paxton.
How to Recruit: Ask him to help you and make sure that he understands that if he doesn’t – he will regret it for the rest of his life. Paxton will do anything to avoid guilt fueled nightmares. If you also mention that there's going to be lots of booze and girls – he’ll be on your side before you are able to finish reading this sentence.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Being a powerless female really helps. Paxton will project his guilt onto you and would never leave you behind.
What to Look Out For: His libido is extremely powerful and often overpowers all thoughts and emotions. Make sure he understands when it's time to party and when it's time to kill.
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Category: Hero, Human, Survivor
Age: Early 20s
Origin: America
Habitat: European Hostels, Bars, and Discos
General Description: An American youth traveling around Europe in search of girls, booze, and adventure.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Josh and Oli
Sworn Enemies: All members and associates of the Elite Hunting Club in general, and The Dutch Businessman in particular.
Special Powers: Fluent knowledge of German language
Weapons of Choice: Pistol
Weaknesses: Overwhelming guilt for not rescuing a drowning girl many years ago is one of the driving forces behind his actions... Very stupid and risky actions, that is.
Hobbies: Sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll
Pet Peeves: Fanny-Packs
Best Lines:
1) Do you see a single other person in here with a fucking fanny pack? Wait, there's a guy. Why don't you go over there and have fucking fanny back sex with him, and then you can jizz all over each others storage compartments?
2) I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a fuckin' hog.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 9
4 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Weapon Points for the Pistol + 1 Additional Points for the Cojones Factor
Power Level: High. Paxton is not afraid to kill his enemies, avenge his hardships, and use any weapon that happens to be at his disposal. A formidable opponent for a run-of the-mill villain.
Identification: On his recent trip to Eastern Europe Paxton lost two fingers during an elite hunting accident. If you see a young drunken vegetarian in some European whore house, and he happens to have 3 fingers on one hand - you can be sure that it's Paxton.
How to Recruit: Ask him to help you and make sure that he understands that if he doesn’t – he will regret it for the rest of his life. Paxton will do anything to avoid guilt fueled nightmares. If you also mention that there's going to be lots of booze and girls – he’ll be on your side before you are able to finish reading this sentence.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Being a powerless female really helps. Paxton will project his guilt onto you and would never leave you behind.
What to Look Out For: His libido is extremely powerful and often overpowers all thoughts and emotions. Make sure he understands when it's time to party and when it's time to kill.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Hostel (2005)
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