Category: Human, American
Age: Late teens
Habitat: Unspecified West Coast town near a military base
General Description: A rebellious teenager growing up with his military father (after the untimely death of his mother). Curt’s father’s round-the-clock involvement in the secret government Trioxin research and therefore lack of time for paternal affection and supervision, drove Curt to the life of violence, underage sex, and probably of smoking the evil dope. After his encounter with the life wrecking “femme fatale” (and soon to be “zombi fatale”) Julie Walker, Curt’s life went even further downhill as he turned to musical career day-dreaming, motorcycle driving, and military base sneaking into... It was while engaged in the latter that he encountered Trioxin, which he later used to resurrect his girlfriend after a gruesome motorcycle accident.
NOTE: Curt’s life story is a typical real-life example of the negative effects of the so-called “marijuana” – what starts with one joint in a public bathroom near the Turkish embassy, often ends with your zombie girlfriend eating some Asian guy’s brains right in front of you.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Riverman, Julie Walker
Sworn Enemies: The Living Dead, multiracial thugs
Special Powers: Access to Daddy’s security pass card
Weapons of Choice: Nothing really... Curt prefers to run away from his problems. Occasionally he has been seen swinging a pipe, but we refuse to call it a weapon in his particular case.
Weaknesses: Julie Walker... She just needs to make a sad face and he is ready to forgive her anything.
Pet Peeves: Julie Walker’s culinary preferences... He just wants her to behave like before she died and became a zombie...
Best Lines: - How could you eat that... that man.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 5
3 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points
Power Level: Low. It’s his girlfriend you should be concerned about.
Identification: Curt’s very, very memorable girlfriend that accompanies him wherever he goes is a dead giveaway... (Get it? Dead giveaway?... Hmmm… Ah, forget it.)
How to Recruit: Protect him from thugs, military, and the living dead. Curt is always on the run, and being a helpless brat means that he is always in need of assistance.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Don’t tell Curt to abandon his girlfriend, it’s really useless. If you want Curt’s company (for whatever bizarre reason) you will have to learn to deal with her.
What to Look Out For: There is an extremely good chance that his girlfriend is going to eat your brains.
NOTE: As you could have figured out by now, there is really nothing special about Curt... other than his girlfriend. We don't even know why we wrote all this. Why don't you read about Curt's girlfriend instead.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- The Return of the Living Dead III (1993)