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Sasquatch from Sasquatch Hunters

Name: Lucy and others (real names unknown)
Category: Monster, Animal, Mammal, Ape, Abominable Snowman, Sasquatch
Age: Various
Origin: North American Woods
Habitat: If when traveling through the North American wilderness you come upon a land completely devoid of any signs of wildlife – you are probably approaching Sasquatch habitat (or Exxon Mobil headquarters.) The Sasquatch are so successful as hunters that even scavenger animals avoid encroaching upon their territory... which explains the silence...
General Description: A close relative of Gigantopithecus that made its way to North America. Basically a giant bi-pedal gorilla. Developed a surprisingly sophisticated society signified by the burial ceremony, advanced hunting techniques (including utilizing trap pits), etc.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: None
Sworn Enemies: Anthropologists, Paleontologists, and other gravedigger-ologists.
Special Powers: The size of this creature alone can count as a special power
Weapon(s) of choice: Bare hands and claws. These guys are really not picky as far as killing is concerned – they can slam you against a tree trunk, rip your throat out with their fangs, etc.
Weakness(es): Unlike some other Sasquatch, this particular Bigfoot sub-specie is cursed with a rather pathetic vision. Even the victims located a few dozen feet away appear blurry.
Hobbies: Unknown. It is unclear how far advanced their society has become since not many people that encountered these beasts close enough to observe them lived to tell the story. For all we know they might be into computer games.
Pet Peeves: Anyone and anything that intrudes onto their territory
Best Lines: N/A
Total Estimated Power Rating: 8
2 Base Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Shock Point
Danger Level: High. This Sasquatch sub-specie is one of the most aggressive and dangerous. If they set their mind on killing you, you might as well lay down, relax, and try to enjoy the experience of facing the mother nature in all her glory.
Identification: A typical Sasquatch from Sasquatch Hunters often looks like a guy in a gorilla suit when viewed from a distance. When it is close enough for you to realize that you were wrong identifying it as such when in fact it was actually a computer generated image – it’s usually too late.
NOTE: Considering the fact that encountering any Sasquatch is almost always a deadly experience, don’t sweat it trying to figure out the exact biological classification of the beast. Here is a simple rule of s thumb – if you live in North America and see a giant gorilla outside the zoo – run first, identify the humanoid specie later.
NOTE 2: Always run away and not towards the animal
How to Avoid: Please, under no circumstances carry bones that you dug out of some suspicious graves. Use the luggage space you free by getting rid of the bones to carry some weapons and ammunition.
Suggested actions in case of encounter: Most specialists agree that shouting “Shit!” and running away is an excellent way of dealing with Sasquatch. Sasquatch hunting grounds is not the place to show off what a macho you are.
Suggested killing techniques: The Sasquatch can, in fact, be killed, but don’t expect a pistol or a small caliber to do the trick. You need something big, powerful, and nasty. AK-47 would be a very reasonable bet. Nuking the site from orbit might be a little excessive, but nonetheless is an excellent way to be sure.
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Movie Featuring the Character:
- Sasquatch Hunters (2005)

Sasquatch from The Untold

Name: Unknown
Category: Monster, Animal, Mammal, Ape, Abominable Snowman, Sasquatch
Age: Unknown
Origin: Pacific North-West woods
Habitat: Pacific North-West woods
General Description: Giant hominid apes well renowned for their astonishing size and strength as well as their extraordinary stealth and camouflage skills. The Sasquatch are believed to live in small family units and possess above average intelligence that allows for abstract thought (evident in cave paintings) and even rudimentary religion.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Other Sasquatch
Sworn Enemies: People
Special Powers: Unlike most Earth mammals, the Sasquatch utilize a form of infra-red vision that allows them to see their victims even in the complete darkness. The mechanism behind their vision is not entirely clear, and some researchers have suggested that it is not, in fact, based on infra-red, but on some other kind of yet unknown vision spectrum altogether. Further research into this mystery is definitely required.
Weapons of Choice: Bare hands or tree trunks which they use to club their victims
Weaknesses: The Sasquatch are extremely shy of their patchy appearance, and avoid camera like plague. They are so elusive in this regard that even motion picture makers are rarely able to capture them on film, despite the fact that they are filming actors in elaborate make-up and not the real Sasquatch.
Hobbies: Bear wrestling
Pet Peeves: People looking for “proofs” of Sasquatch existence. The Sasquatch know that once they are discovered it’s going to be only a matter of weeks before their habitat is swarming with biologists, journalists, hunters, etc. You might think that it’s not a big deal, but a daring Sasquatch will go to any length to destroy any record of their existence you were able to collect.
NOTE: Some researches suspect that the Sasquatch are secretly funding right-wing think-tanks to run a vicious smear campaign against anyone who claims to have seen a Sasquatch, accusing them of paranoia or even insanity. Many witnesses refuse to confirm their accounts out of fear of repercussions. Many of those who speak up end up institutionalized.
Best Lines: N/A
Total Estimated Power Rating: 9
2 Base Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Shock Point + 1 Additional Point for Extreme stealth
Danger Level: High. If the Sasquatch decide to rid Pacific North West wilderness of your presence – they will.
Identification: If, while hiking in the Pacific North West, you encounter a gorilla like creature that looks like it requires a full-body Rogaine treatment, you can be sure that you are dealing with a Sasquatch. A horrific body odor is a frequently reported sign of the Sasquatch proximity.
How to Avoid: Chances of encountering a Sasquatch in densely populated areas are almost non-existent. If you are already in the woods – make sure not to provoke or attack any Sasquatch for they are extremely vengeful.
If you are accompanied by a female who happens to be menstruating – discard the female immediately – her scent might attract a lonely Sasquatch or a hungry grizzly.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Defending yourself against these beasts is almost entirely useless – they are always there where you least expect them. Running away is probably the best strategy, but do yourself a favor and discard any “souvenirs” from your encounter (preferably in such a way that the Sasquatch actually see you do it) to prevent the Sasquatch from chasing you down in the wilderness and their lawyers from destroying your reputation once and if you reach civilization.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Elephant rifles or other large caliber weapons might be useful if you succeed in getting a clear shot. The Sasquatch, however, are extremely stealthy, and getting a clear shot in densely wooded areas might prove problematic.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Sasquatch (The Untold) (2002)