Lillith

Name: Lillith
Category: Supernatural Being, Leader, Villain, Human Predator, Shape Shifter, Vampire, Homosexual, Lesbian
Age: Unknown – potentially hundreds or even thousands of years
Origin: The little known region of Tierra del Fuego that looks surprisingly like Pacific North-West
Habitat: McCutcheon Mortuary/Brothel (325 Bowmont, ask for the Cunningham wake)
General Description: The mother of all vampires and the most horrible woman to ever walk the Earth. A flaming lesbian with a passion for rare blood types, Lillith usually surrounds herself with female vampires and uses them to lure unsuspecting males into her lair.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Vincent the Villainous Midget
Sworn Enemies: Rafe Guttman
Special Powers: In addition to the basic vampire staple such as super strength and shape-shifting, Lillith possesses advanced immortality skills - she may be taken out of action, but she cannot be killed.
Weapons of Choice: Tongue-tacle, which Lillith uses to choke her victims while simultaneously pushing their hearts out. Unlike her brethren, Lillith does not limit herself to blood sucking via two tiny holes in the neck and often prefers freshly squeezed hearts.
Weaknesses: Lillith can be easily controlled by anyone who possesses a mysterious blood-filled object known as “the key.” Please keep in mind that the key inexplicably explodes easily breaks if dropped, freeing Lillith from its control.
Hobbies: Fulfilling your wildest sexual fantasies... like masturbating cheerleaders (???) and Marilyn Monroe up-skirt reenactment (Really??? You call this wild?)
Pet Peeves: Vegetarians
Best Lines:
1) Don’t eat your heart baby. That’s my job.
2) Care for a little deep throat?
3) I just love a man who gives you head… and let’s you keep it.
4) Breasts are always nice. But I prefer… Oooh.
5) First I am going to rip your dick off, then I’m going to grind your balls into guacamole.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 14
4 Base Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Shock Point + 1 Basic Shape Shifting Point + 3 Advanced Invulnerability Points
Danger Level: High. You wouldn’t think that she is that tough when you first encounter Lillith. Especially if she happens to be in her human form. The looks are deceiving however and the boobs are fake - Lillith might turn you into a vampire and make you her lapdog, but most men she encounters end up having their hearts ripped out...
Identification: If you encounter a heavy-breasted lesbian vampiress who refuses to die when staked – you are probably dealing with Lillith.
How to Avoid: Despite many centuries of causing mayhem, Lillith has never killed a woman. She also hates the taste of vegetarian blood. Which leads us to a logical (and obvious) conclusion that being (or becoming) a vegetarian female is the surest way to avoid Lillith.
If this course of action is not available to you, you can also avoid Lillith by NOT visiting whorehouses.
If the above is not a practical suggestion either, we suggest that you visit only above-ground whorehouses, and sprinkle all your whores with some holy water – just to make sure.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: If you find yourself stuck in the underground bordello surrounded by Lillith and her goons, you have two possible courses of action available:
a) You can surrender to them, ultimately exchanging your life for a brief encounter with silicon boobies;
or
b) You can easily escape through the chimney which leads back to the surface
The choice is yours.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Lillith is not your typical vampire – the standard stake and holy water can’t really harm her. The only sure way to disable her is by using some cross shaped puncture weapon to separate Lillith’ heart into four pieces, removing the heart from the body, and putting the pieces into separate containers to prevent them from touching each other. Sounds complicated?... It is.
NOTE: Not surprisingly the reverse process brings Lillith back to life.
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Movies Featuring the Character:
- Bordello of Blood (1996)

The Master

Name: Heinrich Joseph Nest
Category: Vampire
Age: Over 600 years old (Exact age unknown)
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: Hellmouth underneath Sunnydale, CA
General Description: Ruler of the Order of Aurelius and one of the most powerful vampires to ever exist on this planet.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Darla, Luke
Sworn Enemies: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Special Powers: Excellent hypnosis skills, immortality
Weapons of Choice: Fangs
Weaknesses: Like most vampires, The Master can be killed with a simple wooden stake.
Hobbies: General evil-doing, sucking blood, causing earthquakes, daydreaming about opening the Hellmouth and ruling the world.
Pet Peeves: Living in a time/space bubble over the Hellmouth
Best Lines:
1) Tonight I shall walk the Earth and the stars themselves will hide.
2)Yes! Yes! Shake, earth! This is a sign. We are in the final days. My time has come. Glory! Glory! What do you think, 5.1?
Total Estimated Power Rating: 16
6 Intellect Points + 6 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Mind Reading Skills + 1 Point for Fangs + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Danger Level: Extremely high. The Master is extremely powerful and unless you happen to be a professional full-time vampire slayer – stay away.
Identification: Like most vampires he likes to wear black leather, generally avoids the sun, and feeds exclusively on human blood. Identifying him among the group of other vampires is also easy – he is the one all other vampires are afraid of.
How to Avoid: The Master is usually trapped inside a time/space bubble of some sort. The best way to avoid him is to never ever visit him. For any reason. Even if you think he doesn’t want you to.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Unless you are a vampire slayer, the best thing you can hope for is that he would sire you instead of simply killing you. So, be polite and try to prove your worthiness.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Crosses and other holy symbols have no effect on a vampire as powerful as The Master. Decapitation or a wooden stake through heart are your only options. Getting close enough to strike, however, might prove to be tricky.
NOTE: Unlike in the case of other vampires, The Master’s body will not turn to dust after he is killed, and his skeleton will remain. Do yourself a big favor and destroy the skeleton too.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series - Season 1) (1997)

Marcus Corvinus

Name: Marcus Corvinus
Category: Vampire
Age: Exact age unknown. Approximately 1500 years old
Origin: Hungary
Habitat: Budapest, Hungary
General Description: The first generation vampire and the twin brother of William Corvinus. Centuries ago, Marcus entered into an agreement with Viktor, turning Viktor into a vampire in exchange for his assistance in controlling his brother. After Viktor had captured and imprisoned William, Marcus lost his position as the leader of the vampire clans to Viktor. Ever since, Marcus dreamt of freeing his brother William from prison.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: William Corvinus
Sworn Enemies: Viktor, Michael Corvin, Selene
Special Powers: Immortality. Able to morph into a bat-like creature and fly.
Weapons of Choice: Fangs. Able to use his wings to club his victims.
Weaknesses: Allergic to sunlight.
Hobbies: A true gourmand, Marcus enjoys variety in his blood diet, often drinking human, vampire, horse, and werewolf bloods. Tasting the latter gave him additional powers, somehow turning him into a vampire-werewolf hybrid or something of that sort. Another benefit of this liquid-diet is learning new skills and information through blood memories of the victims.
Note: Remember kids, drinking your math teacher’s blood will not make you good in math. For one – you are not Marcus Corvinus, and secondly, who said your math teacher is good at math?
Note 2: Learning in this manner has an unfortunate side-effect of learning EVERYTHING your victim knows without exceptions. Do you really want to know what sounds does your math teacher’s wife make when she gets really excited?
Pet Peeves: Having Viktor as a boss
Best Lines: - Why would I listen to your lies when the journey to the truth is so much sweeter?
Total Estimated Power Rating: 18
6 Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Strength Points + 2 Additional Physical Strength Points for when in Flying Monkey shape + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Mind Reading via Blood Memory + 1 Point for Basic Shape-Shifting Ability + 1 Point for Levitation/Flying Ability + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Danger Level: Extremely high. Marcus is one of the most dangerous vampires to ever inhabit this planet.
Identification: Looks like a Winged Monkey from Wizard of Oz, only meaner.
How to Avoid: Not knowing anything about the secret location of his brother’s prison is helpful, but doesn’t guarantee your safety. Nothing does.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Duck and cover. It won’t stop Marcus, but maybe he’ll find it amusing and spare your pathetic little life. Probably not, though.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Pushing Marcus onto the rotating helicopter blades is the only sure way to kill him. It is advisable to be near a helicopter at all times.
Note: Pushing Marcus onto the helicopter blades that are not rotating will NOT produce the same effect.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Viktor

Name: Viktor
Category: Vampire
Age: Exact age unknown. Over 800 years old.
Origin: Hungary
Habitat: Budapest, Hungary
General Description: Hungarian warlord and a second generation vampire. Centuries ago Viktor agreed to assist Marcus Corvinus with controlling Marcus’ brother William in exchange for immortality. In 1202 Viktor succeeded in capturing William and imprisoned him in a specially constructed castle. Around the same time, Viktor shouldered his way to becoming the leader of the vampire clans, eventually creating the legend of being the one and only original vampire. After the construction of William’s prison was complete, Viktor slaughtered every one involved in the construction alongside their families. The only person whose life was spared was Selene, the daughter of the general contractor in charge of the construction. Viktor converted Selene, who reminded him of his biological daughter Sonja, into a vampire and adopted her.
Some years before, Sonja had been romantically involved with one of Viktor’s werewolf slaves – Lucian. Enraged by this Viktor killed her in front of Lucian’s eyes. Lucian, however, escaped Viktor’s rage and became the leader of the werewolves, taking the war between the vampires and werewolves to the new level.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Selene (at least for awhile)
Sworn Enemies: Selene, Michael Corvin, Lucian, Raze, Marcus Corvinus, William Corvinus
Special Powers: Immortality, Excellent Swordsmanship
Weapons of Choice: Sword
Weaknesses: Viktor’s beauty-sleep usually lasts for 200 years or so
Hobbies: Unknown. Some people say that Viktor collects Troll Dolls, but these rumors have not yet been verified.
Pet Peeves: Werewolves
Best Lines:
1) Your incompetence is becoming most... taxing
2) What’s this ruckus?
Total Estimated Power Rating: 15
6 Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Weapon Points for the sword + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Fangs + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Danger Level: Extremely high. Viktor can kill a full-grown werewolf with his bare hands.
Identification: Viktor’s sleeping chamber has a big “V” written on it. If you see someone rising from out there – you can be sure it’s Viktor.
Note for the stupid: “V” stands for “Viktor”
How to Avoid: Try to be born after Viktor began hibernating, and die before he awakes.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Attempt to look like his daughter Sonja. If you succeed, Viktor might make you an immortal vampire and adopt you.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Try to behead him while he is hibernating. If unable to reach his body at that time, try to become Selene’s boyfriend and leave it to her.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Underworld (2003)
- Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Selene

Name: Selene
Category: Vampire
Age: Exact age unknown. Approximately 800 years old.
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: Budapest, Hungary
General Description: Selene is a second generation vampire and a daughter of the general contractor in charge of building William Corvinus’ prison. Her parents and the rest of her family had been killed by Viktor and his cronies once the construction was complete, but Viktor chose to spare her life, turned her into a vampire, and told her that her family was killed by lycans (werewolves.) Since then she has become a Death Dealer – a powerful vampire warrior in the never-ending war between lycans and vampires. Not so long ago, she has discovered the truth about the death of her family and in the process fell in love with a hunky vampire-werewolf hybrid Michael Corvin. After the death of Viktor she became the last person in the world to know the exact location of William Corvinus’ prison – a characteristic that made her extremely valuable to his brother Markus.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Michael Corvin
Sworn Enemies: Viktor, Markus Corvinus, William Corvinus, Lucian, Raze
Special Powers: Immortality, tissue regeneration, can jump of tall buildings without harming herself in any way, advanced ass-kicking skills
Weapons of Choice: Pistol with either ultraviolet or silver nitrate ammunition depending on who happens to be the enemy du jour
Weaknesses: Allergic to ultraviolet
Hobbies: Death dealing
Pet Peeves: Loose oversized clothes
Best Lines:
1) I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Lycans. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes. But all that is about to change
2) Lycans are allergic to silver. We have to get the bullets out quickly, or they end up dying on us during questioning
- What happens to them afterward?
- We put the bullets back in
Total Estimated Power Rating: 15
5 Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Weapon Points for the fancy pistol with anti-vampire/anti-lycan ammunition + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for the Ability to Grow Fangs + 1 Point for Relative Immortality + 1 Additional Point for Drinking Corvinus Blood thus acquiring additional power
Danger Level: Extremely high, especially if you are a werewolf or a vampire she doesn’t like
Identification: Always wears tight black leather outfits and looks pissed off. Only active at night.
How to Avoid:
1) Don’t leave your house at night, and stay in the sun during the day.
Note: Don’t forget about the sunscreen
2) Stay away from Hungary. If you are already in Hungary – avoid law enforcement and trucking jobs
3) Do not under any circumstances threaten Selene’s boyfriend, she is very protective of him
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Try to get on her good side by giving her some cloned blood packets, which you should carry with you at all times. That would quench her thirst for blood. If her eyes turn blue – get the hell out of there.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Ultraviolet bullets, decapitation, possibly - wooden stake through her heart should do the trick.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Underworld (2003)
- Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Luke

Name: Luke
Category: Vampire
Age: Unknown (hundreds of years)
Size: Large human
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: Mouth of Hell underneath the town of Sunnydale
General Description: One of the oldest vampires and a close associate of The Master. Luke is The Vessel of the Harvest ceremony - he is able to pass the energy of the blood of his victims directly to The Master, thus enabling him to walk the Earth once again. Killing Luke, although extremely dangerous and almost entirely impossible, may be the only way to halt the ceremony, thus preventing the end of the world via vampire suckfest.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Darla, The Master
Sworn Enemies: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Special Powers: Immortality, ability to turn humans into vampires
Weapon(s) of choice: Fangs
Weakness(es): Can be killed with a wooden stake
Hobbies: Sucking
Pet Peeves: Sunlight, garlic, crosses, and holy water
Best Line(s):
1) And like a plague of boils, the race of men covered the Earth. But on the third day of the newest light will come the harvest, when the blood of men will flow as wine, when the master will walk among them once more. The Earth will belong to the old ones, and hell itself will come to town.
2) I thought you nothing more than a meal, boy. Congratulations…you’ve just been upgraded… to bait.
3) Ladies and gentlemen, there is no cause for alarm. Actually, there is cause for alarm. It just won’t do you any good.
4) This is a glorious night. It is also the last one any of you shall ever see.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 11
3 Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Fangs + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Power Rating Estimate Notes: Although Luke is a powerful vampire, he can be easily disposed off by driving a wooden stake through his heart. Keep in mind that many people fought him, but only two lived to tell the story.
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Movie(s) and or Book(s) featuring the character:
- Welcome to the Hellmouth - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series - Season 1) (1997)
- The Harvest - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series - Season 1) (1997)