Clutch

Name: Clutch
Category: Human, American, Hero, Martial Artist, Boxer
Age: Approximately Mid 40s
Origin: New York, NY
Habitat: Mulberry Street, New York
General Description: An ex-pro-boxer living a quiet non-flashy life in his New York apartment.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Peter Pace, and daughter Casey.
Sworn Enemies: Rat People
Special Powers: Kicking ass
Weapons of Choice: Fists
Weaknesses: Helping others... Clutch often gets in trouble trying to save someone else.
Hobbies: Fishing, Jogging, Kicking ass
Pet Peeves: Being head-butted
Best Lines: - Oh, yeah, baby. They are inside.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 10
5 Base Intellect Points + 4 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Additional Point for Boxing Skills
Power Level: Many years of boxing have sharpened Clutch's reflexes and provided him with the speed and power necessary to overcome most opponents. Experienced and calm, Clutch is a force to be reckoned with.
Identification: A scar by the eye and only 10 of his own teeth... Answers to “Clutch”
How to Recruit: Clutch is always there for his friends and neighbors, so moving into his apartment building would almost certainly put you on his 'gotta-check-if-they'are-okey' list.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Clutch is very easy to get along with – be nice to him and he'll be nice to you. Being a Miss Poland 1982 wouldn't hurt, however.
What to Look Out For: If you become one of the rat-people, Clutch will not hesitate to dispose of you even if you were his mother. So don't become one.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Mulberry street (2007)

Casey

Name: Casey
Category: Human, American, Hero, Soldier
Age: Early 20s
Origin: New York, NY
Habitat: Mulberry Street, NY
General Description: A strong woman and a war veteran.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Her father - Clutch
Sworn Enemies: Rat people
Special Powers: Combat training
Weapons of Choice: Bare hands and whatever happens to be handy
Weaknesses: Self-conscious about her battle scars
Best Lines: - Quiet is good
Total Estimated Power Rating: 9
5 Base Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Additional Point for Military Combat training
Power Level: Medium. Casey might seem like a quiet type, but don't let that fool you – she is a trained killer, and is capable of defending herself with seemingly unexpected ease.
Identification: Her battle scars and an impressive amount of freckles make her stand out from the crowd.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Mulberry Street (2007)

Rafe Guttman

Name: Rafe Guttman
Category: Human, American, Hero, Private Investigator, Vampire Hunter
Age: Early 30s
Origin: USA
Habitat: Abandoned Movie Theater
General Description: Who's the Jewish private dick who’s a sex machine to all the Christian chicks. Rafe! Ya damn right! They say this cat Rafe is a bad mother... Shut your mouth! I'm talkin' 'bout Rafe...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Katherine Verdoux, Rev. 'J.C.' Current
Sworn Enemies: Lillith
Special Powers: Ability to deliver sarcastic one-liners at a moments notice
Weapons of Choice: Super soaker water gun filled with holy water and a convenient cross shaped super laser
Weaknesses: Possesses only one business card. Destroying it destroys his only semi-believable credential.
Hobbies: Eavesdropping around police stations in search for prospective customers
Pet Peeves: Getting his dick crazy-glued to bullets and/or having sex with vampires
Best Lines:
1) - A whorehouse?
- A house inhabited by whores.
2) You remind me why being married to you drove to the brink of homosexuality
3) Nice place, sort of like Superman’s dad joint on Krypton.
4) I’m reasonably sure you’re the type of woman who’s never heard the expression “half-cocked,” but that is exactly what this gun is, and I swear I’ll use it.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 10
5 Base Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Power Points + 2 Weapon Points for the Holy Super Soaker and the “Laserlight of the Lord”
Power Level: Medium. If sarcasm could kill, Rafe would have been a true champion. In the real world he has to rely on his intellect... and the Super Soaker
Identification: If you encounter a piss poor Jewish private dick, who can go no longer than 10 seconds without cracking a joke, and his business card says his name is Rafe Guttman – you are probably dealing with Rafe Guttman. Now give him back his business card.
How to Recruit: Instead of calling 911 always report crime while being physically present at the police station. Speak loud and clear to make sure everyone can hear you. Wait for Rafe to approach you.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Pay him $150 per day + expenses ($75 if you are an attractive female)
What to Look Out For: His private investigator license has expired long ago, but hey - it’s just a piece of paper, right? Plus you don't need a permit to use a Super Soaker.
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Movies Featuring the Character:
- Bordello of Blood (1996)

Taryn White

Name: Taryn White
Category: Human, Hero, Dream Warrior, American, Student, Victim
Age: Late teens
Origin: Elm Street, Springwood
Habitat: Westin Hills psychiatric hospital
General Description: One of the Elm Street children whose parents participated in the lynching of Freddy Krueger. Taryn's dreams, like the dreams of most Springwood children, have been haunted by Freddy ever since.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Nancy Thompson, Joey Crusel, Roland Kincaid, Will Stanton
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: In her dreams she is beautiful... and bad
Weapons of Choice: A pair of razor-sharp switch-blades
Weaknesses: Drugs... It is not known if she turned to drugs because of Freddy or not, but one thing is certain – Taryn can’t just say no.
Hobbies: Hanging out with lowlifes
Pet Peeves: Being reminded of her drug addiction past...
Best Lines: - Ok, asshole. Let’s dance.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
3 Base Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Additional Physical Power Points for being “bad” in the dream world + 1 Weapon Point for the pair of switch blades
Power Level: Medium. Although in the real world she is not warm and fuzzy like the majority of the Dream Warriors, it is her dream world alter ego one should be more concerned with. The switch-blades are not just for decoration – Taryn knows how to use them.
Identification: In the dream world Taryn sports a foot-high Mohawk which makes identifying her an extremely easy task.
How to Recruit: Taryn is not really afraid of Freddy and given an opportunity to face him, she would probably go for it. We do not recommend offering her drugs as an additional reward – your proposition might piss her off more than anything.
How to Stay on Her Good Side: Taryn seems to be in a pissy mood virtually 100% of the time. So would you if you were going through hardcore withdrawals and dealing with Freddy infested nightmares at the same time. So try to be sensitive and supportive.
What to Look Out For: Sadly, a relapse is always a possibility with Taryn and making sure she isn’t tempted with easily available drugs should be her companions’ main concern.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Will Stanton

Name: William 'Will' Stanton
Category: Human, Hero, Dream Warrior, American, Student, Victim
Age: Late teens
Origin: Elm Street, Springwood
Habitat: Westin Hills psychiatric hospital
General Description: One of the Elm Street children whose parents participated in the burning of the notorious child murderer Freddy Krueger, after he was released from prison on a technicality. Being pursued by Freddy in one of his nightmares, Will took a jump and ended up in a wheelchair.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Nancy Thompson, Joey Crusel, Roland Kincaid, Taryn White
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: In the dream world Will not only regains his ability to walk, but also becomes a powerful Wizard Master able to cast powerful spells and create magical visual effects.
Weapons of Choice: Spells
Weaknesses: The nature of the dream world is such that Freddy’s disbelief in magic and fairy tales makes Will’s spells virtually useless.
Hobbies: Playing “Wizard Master” board game... probably watching “Star Trеk,” reading this website, and other geeky activities
Pet Peeves: People who claim that Star Trеk TNG is in any way better than Star Trеk TOS.
Best Lines:
1) I’m the Wizard Master!
2) In the name of Lowrek, Prince of Elves, demon, be gone!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 6
4 Base Intellect Points + 1 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Additional Supernatural Power Points for when in Dream World
Power Level: Medium. Absolutely harmless in the real word, Will acquires supernatural magic abilities in his dreams.
Identification: If when in the dream world you encounter a nerdy little guy dressed for some reason like Dracula on steroids – it’s probably Will Stanton.
How to Recruit: Promise to play Wizard Master with him afterwards.
How to Stay on His Good Side: When playing Wizard Master don’t take any shortcuts and do say all the prescribed formulas as required. Of course it is just a game, but you don’t have to tell that to Will if you want to be on his good side.
What to Look Out For: Remember that Freddy also knows that Wizard Master is just a game, and Lowrek Prince of Elves is a just fictional character... Interestingly enough so is Freddy... and Will... and me... only you are real and everyone and everything else (including this website) are products of your imagination. I am your subconscious and I approve this message.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Roland Kincaid

Name: Roland Kincaid
Category: Human, Hero, Dream Warrior, American, Student, Survivor
Age: Late teens
Origin: Elm Street, Springwood
Habitat: Westin Hills psychiatric hospital
General Description: Kincaid’s parents along with the parents of other Elm Street children were responsible for burning Freddy Kruger alive when he was released from prison. Since then, Kincaid’s dreams were haunted by Freddy.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Nancy Thompson, Joey Crusel, Will Stanton, Taryn White
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: None in the real world. In the dream world, however, Kincaid is a strong man, able to demolish walls, bend metal, etc.
Weapons of Choice: Cast iron pipe...
Weaknesses: Not being strong enough to actually hurt anyone
Hobbies: Living up to African-American stereotypes with little regard for Martin Luther King, Jr.’s ideals
Pet Peeves: Being sedated and thrown into the quiet room
Best Lines:
1) Let’s go kick the motherfucker’s ass all over dreamland
2) It’s time to stop guessin’ and start messin’
3) Yo, Freddy! Where you hiding, you burnt-face pussy?
4) Let’s snuff the sucker
Total Estimated Power Rating: 6
3 Base Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Additional Physical Power Points for when in Dream World
Power Level: Low. Although able to impress females with his dream world physique, Kincaid is rather useless against real monsters. Barks significantly more than bites. However, his imaginary super strength could be extremely handy if you were to need help moving some imaginary furniture in the dream world.
Identification: Kincaid is easy to spot – he and his family are the only African Americans to live on Elm Street.
How to Recruit: Kincaid pretends to be tough, but he is afraid of Freddy just like everyone else. He knows however that fighting alongside other Dream Warriors is his only option of living a normal live. Not to mention that backing out is a sign of weakness, and Kincaid is too macho to refuse a fight.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Pretend to be impressed with his imaginary physical feats.
What to Look Out For: Don’t really count on Kincaid. He can barely save himself, much less save anyone else.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Lt. Thompson

Name: Donald Thompson
Category: Human, American, Cop, Hero, Victim, Alcoholic
Age: Late 30s – Early 40s
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: 1428 Elm Street, Springwood
General Description: Lieutenant of the 5th Precinct Police Department and the father of Nancy Thompson. Lt. Thompson was one of the leaders of the mob of parents that burned Freddy Krueger alive when this child murderer was released from prison on a technicality. Killing Freddy once wasn’t enough however...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Nancy Thompson
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: Knowledge of the location of Freddy’s body
Weapons of Choice: Smith & Wesson Model 15
Weaknesses: Alcohol. After his life was decimated by the combination of the divorce, his ex-wife’s death, and his daughter’s seeming insanity, Lt. Thompson attempted to drown his past in booze.
Hobbies: Drinking, being a terrible father
Pet Peeves: Child murderers that refuse to die
Best Lines:
1) I killed you once before, you son of a bitch.
2) Bury the fucking thing!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 8
4 Base Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Weapon Point for the pistol
Power Level: Medium. Lt. Thompson is not a superman. He is a tough guy with a big gun, but many years of alcoholism have decimated his physique to such a level, that even nerdy psychiatrists started to bully him around.
Identification: If you see a guy in police uniform drinking alone in a dive bar it’s probably Lt. Thompson... or some other alcoholic cop… or just some dude in police uniform. Anyways, if you are looking for Lt. Thompson specifically - ask Nancy, she knows every watering hole her daddy frequents.
How to Recruit: Grab him by his jacket, slam him against wall and say something like: “I don’t know if you care if your daughter lives or dies, but I do. We are going for a little ride...” – this simple technique works like magic every time.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Lt. Thompson doesn’t have many good sides. Or at least he is not prone to showing them to strangers. Deep inside he does love his daughter very much and you can try to use this fact to your advantage, but make sure you buy him a round of drinks to sweeten the pot. Bullying him into doing things works just as well however.
What to Look Out For: Make sure you keep the car keys with you at all times. If he gets his hands on them he will simply drive off and let you deal with Freddy alone.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Nancy Thompson

Name: Nancy Thompson
Category: Human, Student, Doctor, American, Hero, Dream Warrior, Survivor, Victim, Psychiatrist
Age: Born in the late 1960s
Origin: Springwood
Habitat: 1428 Elm Street... After her mother’s death Nancy wisely moved elsewhere.
General Description: Daughter of Lt. Thompson and one of the Elm Street children. Nancy started to encounter Freddy Krueger in her reoccurring nightmares by the time she reached high-school age. She was one of the first people to bring Freddy from the dream reality into this world and was even able to temporarily defeat him... once.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Lt. Thompson, Roland Kincaid, Joey Crusel, Will Stanton, Taryn White
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: Able to stay awake for 7 days straight. Expert familiarity with various booby traps and anti-personnel devices.
Weapons of Choice: Balinese Dream Techniques
Weaknesses: Nancy really misses her daddy and would forget all the necessary precautions if given an opportunity to experience even a smallest bit of paternal affection.
Hobbies: Psychiatry (she has a Ph.D in the field) and Survival Techniques
Pet Peeves: FDA... I mean seriously... how long will it take them to change the “experimental drug” status of Hypnocil? Nancy needs a container load of this stuff each year and no insurance company covers experimental drugs...
Best Lines:
1) Come out and show yourself, you bastard!
2) I take back every bit of energy I gave you. You’re nothing. You’re shit.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 10
6 Base Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Weapon Points for Booby Traps + 1 Additional Point for Balinese Dream Skills and the Cojones Factor
Power Level: Medium. Nancy is a strong-willed individual capable of controlling her fears. When hyped up on caffeine she becomes fantastically efficient - being able to set up a number of complicated booby-traps, sweet talk an alcoholic mother to sleep, complete the Rubik’s Cube puzzle, make a delicious chicken pot pie, set up an alarm clock, and go into deep REM sleep all in under 10 minutes.
Identification: After one especially gruesome encounter with Freddy, Nancy developed a gray hair streak... We are not saying that every young lady with a gray lock of hair is necessarily Nancy, but one thing is for sure – every Nancy has a gray streak.
How to Recruit: When pursued by Freddy in one of your nightmares, scream Nancy’s name and she might join you. Not that she would be very helpful, but having her around is definitely more fun than facing Freddy alone.
How to Stay on Her Good Side: If she asks you to stay awake and keep an eye on her while she battles Freddy in the dream world – then for God’s sake - don’t fall asleep. Considering her ability to reach REM sleep stage within seconds it really shouldn’t be that complicated.
What to Look Out For: When Nancy is out of Hypnocil she refuses to sleep. Lack of sleep makes her quite cranky... So - keep her medicine bottle full.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Batman

Name: Bruce Wayne
Category: Superhero, Hero, Human, Businessman, American, Crime Fighter
Age: Exact age unknown. Approximately mid 30s
Origin: Gotham City, USA
Habitat: Wayne Manor or Batcave, Gotham City, USA
General Description: Son of Thomas and Martha Wayne, Bruce witnessed his parents’ untimely deaths, when they were murdered by the young Jack Napier right before his eyes. After this tragedy he has spent many years studying martial arts and various scientific disciplines until he reached the very limits of human abilities and became known as Batman. He has no paranormal abilities of any sort and primarily relies on his intelligence, strength, and a wide variety of tools and weapons that he designed for himself with the assistance of his trusted servant Alfred. These tools and weapons include:
1) Batmobile – a bulletproof jet-engine vehicle, equipped with a remote control, shields, machine guns, and a variety of other gadgets and weapons.
2) Batwing – an aircraft equivalent of Batmobile
3) Utility Belt – a belt equipped with an endless supply of useful bat-objects, such as: Bat-Bolas, Bat-Grappling Hook, Bat-Smoke Grenades, etc. The sheer amount of these bat gadgets makes us suspect that somewhere in mainland China exists a secret bat-sweatshop where all of these objects are being manufactured.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Vicki Vale, Robin
Sworn Enemies: Joker
Special Powers: Batman is an expert in martial arts and a world renowned scientist. His ability to street fight while wearing the most rigid bullet-proof full-body armor suit remains an unexplained mystery.
Weapons of Choice: Bare hands and Bat-Weapons (In memory of his parents, Batman uses firearms only in the most extreme circumstances...)
Weaknesses: Like many other super-intelligent and super-powerful people Batman is almost completely incapable of taking care of himself in the most mundane settings and is rather helpless without his fatherly servant – Alfred Pennyworth. He’d probably die of constipation if Alfred didn’t remind him to go to the bathroom from time to time.
Hobbies: Reckless driving without any regard for safety of pedestrians or other drivers
Pet Peeves: Humor. As far as Batman is concerned, this grim world is no place for jokes. And he may be right.
Best Lines: - I'm Batman
Total Estimated Power Rating: 16
7 Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Strength Points + 2 Weapon Points for a variety of Bat-weapons at his disposal + 1 Shock Point for the very scary bat costume (works well against the superstitious evildoers) + 1 Additional Point for Alfred’s scientific and investigatory assistance
Power Level: Although Bruce Wayne does not have any supernatural abilities do not let this fact fool you – Batman is one of the most powerful superheroes on this planet and he is to be treated with the utmost respect and a healthy dose of trepidation.
Identification: If you see a guy in a bat suit when you are not visiting Comicon, Dragoncon, or other geek gathering you are probably dealing with the real Batman. On the other hand, even at Comicon you might be dealing with the real Batman. Try kicking him in the balls. If you wake up in the hospital with severe body injuries – it was the real Batman.
How to Recruit: Use the extremely convenient Bat-Signal to summon this superhero. Available at Walmart near you.
Note: Please note that when referring to Walmart on this website we are not referring to the Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. We are of course talking about an entirely fictional Walmart, that is a product of our imagination and which coincidentally happens to have a name identical to the name of a real retail store chain. In fact we will start calling this imaginary place Wolmart, just to help you differentiate the two.
How to Stay on His Good Side: If you are living a criminal lifestyle, maybe it’s time to reconsider. Get a job at Wolmart and work till the wee hours for a miserable pay, just like Batman. Oh wait...
What to Look Out For: When visiting Wayne Manor keep in mind that the place is full of hidden cameras and microphones. So maybe you should try to hold it and enjoy the privacy of your own bathroom when you get home.
NOTE: We cannot guarantee that the bathrooms in your house are free from bat-cameras.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Batman (1989)