Name: Ah'Len
Category: Alien, Xyrillian, Engineer, Romantic Interest Character
Age: Unknown
Origin: Thera
Habitat: Thera
General Description: A scaly alien female, who works as an engineer on her spaceship. For some reason, Ah’Len believes that date raping other species is OK, as long as the victim is not aware of what’s happening and the chance of unwanted pregnancy is low...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Cmdr. Charles 'Trip' Tucker III
Sworn Enemies: Unknown
Special Powers: Ah’Len generates pleasant electric impulses on touch, which don’t seem to serve any particular purpose
Weapons of Choice: Impregnating Bowl of Pebbles
Weaknesses: Smooth-skinned pale males
Hobbies: Reading minds during mating
Pet Peeves: Unknown
Best Lines: - Your favorite food is… catfish
Total Estimated Power Rating: 8
5 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Point for Access to Mind-Reading pebbles
Danger Level: Low. Unwanted pregnancy is the worst thing that can happen to you
Identification: If you are a man and your happen to be pregnant, try to remember exchanging thoughts with a bold scaly woman via a bowl of transparent pebbles. Remember? That was Ah’Len.
How to Avoid: Pregnancy is a joy that is unknown to human males... Ah’Len might be your only chance. Are you sure you want to avoid her?
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Don’t let Ah’Len “show” you anything, and don’t play any “games” with her. For all we know, transparent pebbles might not be the only way her species mate.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Xyrillians are humanoid species and thus killing Ah’Len is not any more complicated than killing a human being. Make sure you are not carrying her baby though, for you may be condemning your child to motherless childhood.
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Category: Alien, Xyrillian, Engineer, Romantic Interest Character
Age: Unknown
Origin: Thera
Habitat: Thera
General Description: A scaly alien female, who works as an engineer on her spaceship. For some reason, Ah’Len believes that date raping other species is OK, as long as the victim is not aware of what’s happening and the chance of unwanted pregnancy is low...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Cmdr. Charles 'Trip' Tucker III
Sworn Enemies: Unknown
Special Powers: Ah’Len generates pleasant electric impulses on touch, which don’t seem to serve any particular purpose
Weapons of Choice: Impregnating Bowl of Pebbles
Weaknesses: Smooth-skinned pale males
Hobbies: Reading minds during mating
Pet Peeves: Unknown
Best Lines: - Your favorite food is… catfish
Total Estimated Power Rating: 8
5 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Point for Access to Mind-Reading pebbles
Danger Level: Low. Unwanted pregnancy is the worst thing that can happen to you
Identification: If you are a man and your happen to be pregnant, try to remember exchanging thoughts with a bold scaly woman via a bowl of transparent pebbles. Remember? That was Ah’Len.
How to Avoid: Pregnancy is a joy that is unknown to human males... Ah’Len might be your only chance. Are you sure you want to avoid her?
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Don’t let Ah’Len “show” you anything, and don’t play any “games” with her. For all we know, transparent pebbles might not be the only way her species mate.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Xyrillians are humanoid species and thus killing Ah’Len is not any more complicated than killing a human being. Make sure you are not carrying her baby though, for you may be condemning your child to motherless childhood.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Unexpected - Star Trek: Enterprise (Season 1) (2001-2005)
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