Name: Sid
Category: Living Doll, Demon Hunter
Age: Unknown (Approximately 100 years old)
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: Trunk-Style Suitcase
General Description: A demon hunter who was cursed by a demon and became a dummy. This unfortunate event did not prevent Sid from carrying on his demon slaying quest.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Morgan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Sworn Enemies: Demons
Special Powers: Staying alive inside a wooden body and ability to move without muscles (or any other tissue for that matter)
Weapons of Choice: Kitchen Knife
Weaknesses: Diminutive size and feeble physique.
Hobbies: Making raunchy jokes and sexually harassing underage girls. Being a dummy is not Sid’s only curse. This valiant demon hunter is also cursed with extreme case of pedophilia.
Pet Peeves: Women of his own age, Men
Best Lines:
1) You know what they say – once you go wood, nothing’s as good.
2) That’s what I do. I hunt demons. Yeah. You wouldn’t know it to look at me. Let’s just say there was me, there was a really mean demon, there was a curse, and the next thing I know, I’m not me anymore. I’m sitting on some guy’s knee with his hand up my shirt.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 8
5 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Danger Level: Medium. Sid is able to use his intellect and seemingly inanimate nature to his advantage, but the element of surprise is his only hope.
Identification: Remember - true ventriloquists do not exist. If you see a ventriloquist performing with a dummy, watch him carefully – if his mouth actually doesn’t open when the dummy speaks, he is not a ventriloquist, but a human slave of his wooden master.
How to Avoid: Never go to a fair, circus, or a talent show. If you happen to be an underage girl – try to grow up as soon as possible. Sid will quickly loose interest in you once you reach 18.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Stay cool and pretend to enjoy the show. Act as if you actually believe that the dummy is inanimate. Laugh at the jokes politely, but without drawing unnecessary attention to yourself. Slowly move towards the exit.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Always throw all dummies you encounter into fire. Don’t let the dummy’s sappy little stories stop you. Remember, even if you were to kill a benevolent demon-hunting dummy, like Sid, you would be protecting the innocence of hundreds of underage girls. I say, burn a dummy – save a virgin.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- The Puppet Show - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series - Season 1) (1997)

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