Category: Living Dead, Zombie
Age: Late teenage at the time of death
Origin: Louisville, KY
Habitat: Resurrection Cemetery
General Description: Naked teenager drenched by 245 Trioxin and mangled by the Living Dead. Became one of the living dead soon after.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: The Living Dead, Freddy, ½ Woman Corpse
Sworn Enemies: Clothes that are hard to take off, zippers, buttons, etc.
Special Powers: Getting naked
Weapons of Choice: Teeth
Weaknesses: Brains of innocent homeless people
Hobbies: Getting naked
Pet Peeves: Clothes
Best Lines: - Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?... Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive… First, they would tear off my clothes...
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
1 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Relative Immortality + 1 Additional point for the distracting value of constant nudity
Danger Level: Medium. Trash is not the most dangerous zombie out there; just don’t let her anywhere near your skull.
Identification: To be on the safer side treat any naked woman like Trash. A simple test would involve cutting one of her limbs off – if the limb continues to move on its own – it belongs to Trash.
How to Avoid: Dating women of your own age, instead of seeking out naked teenagers is a time-proven method of avoiding Trash. Staying away from cemeteries wouldn’t hurt either.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Try not to get distracted by her gratuitous nudity and seek shelter immediately.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Cutting Trash’s body to pieces and burning it in the incinerator will only produce more zombies. The word on the street is that if you soak Trash in Coca Cola for a week or so – she will dissolve.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- The Return of the Living Dead (1985)