Category: Human, Possessed, Hallucination
Habitat: Dreams of Coleman Ettinger. (For the information on whereabouts of Bobby's physical body - see Coleman Ettinger)
General Description: Bobby’s body was possessed by the mind of 67-year-old Coleman Ettinger during Coleman’s bizarre experiments with dreams and altered states of mind. Bobby’s mind became trapped in the land of dreams. What’s worse is that these were the dreams of an old man – the most exciting thing that usually happened there was some old lady packing her bags behind the window.
NOTE: Reports that Bobby wanted to stay in the dream land while Coleman was taking his body and his girlfriend for a ride make no sense whatsoever, and I dismiss them as something Coleman came up with to explain his rather questionable behavior...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Dinger
Sworn Enemies: None
Special Powers: Ability to haunt the dreams of Coleman Ettinger
Weapons of Choice: None
Weaknesses: Lainie Diamond
Hobbies: Styling his hair with massive ammounts of mousse, checking out Lainie Diamond
Pet Peeves: Seeing his own body possessed by some old dude making out with Lainie Diamond
1) When you pack, leaving usually tends to follow.
2) He! That’s the way I laugh. You know – He!
3) I like it here. It’s… Well… It’s dreamy… If you catch my drift. Ha-ha
4) This is your sick dream. And I’ll tell you one thing – you have some deep seated psychological problems, man.
5) Hey, pops! Welcome to dreamland.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
3 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Additional Point for extreme dancing skills
Danger Level: Non-existent. Bobby is as bad as Michael Jackson in the “(I’m) Bad” music video, only less coordinated.
Identification: If you dream of a young man wearing heavily accessorized 80s outfit with long heavily moussed black hair – you are dreaming of Bobby Keller. Why you are dreaming of him is another question.
How to Avoid: Do not experiment with altered states of mind and try to generally avoid possessing other people’s bodies. This way there will be no reason for Bobby to haunt you.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Wake up
Suggested Killing Techniques: First things first, you need to decide what exactly you want to kill – Bobby’s body or Bobby’s mind? If it is his body you are after – see Coleman Ettinger. If you are after his mind however, then it’s a little more complicated... because technically he is kind of already dead… or something like that…
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Dream a Little Dream (1989)