Jason Voorhees

Name: Jason Voorhees
Category: Human, Mentally Deranged, Serial Killer, Villain, Mutant, Immortal
Age: Born on June 13th, 1946
Origin: Camp Crystal Lake
Habitat: Woods near Crystal Lake, Illinois
General Description: A hydrocephalic son of Pamela Voorhees. Lived with his mother at Camp Crystal Lake. At the tender of age of 11, Jason survived a near drowning accident caused by camp councilors' negligence. Since then the only human being he really knew was his mentally deranged mother - Mrs. Voorhees. After witnessing his mother’s death at the hands of Alice Hardy, Jason began his murderous rampage. In addition to his generally unhinged psyche the main driving forces behind his unquenchable bloodlust are the desire to revenge his drowning accident and his mother’s death and his high moral views regarding premarital sexual relationships. Ever since his mother's death in 1980, Jason has been living in a humble shack in the woods surrounding the Crystal Lake, living off wild animals and vegetation, stealing the few things he needs. Without human contact he became a frightened retard, an out-of-control psychopath, a child trapped in man’s body, killing anyone who disturbs the serene atmosphere of the Crystal Lake.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Mrs. Pamela Voorhees
Sworn Enemies: Alice Hardy, Ginny Field, Chris Higgins, Tommy Jarvis
Special Powers: Super-human strength and amazing self-healing powers. Jason is virtually indestructible and can survive even the most lethal wounds.
Weapons of Choice: Machete is Jason’s traditional weapon of choice, however he has been known to use a variety of other tools and weapons, including but not limited to: hammer, spear, knife, pitchfork, pickax, meat clever, sewing needle, harpoon rifle, fire poker, bare hands, axe, saw, and corkscrew.
Weaknesses: Usually kills his victims exclusively on Fridays the 13ths. (Also on Saturdays the 14ths, Sundays the 15ths, Mondays the 16ths, and occasionally Tuesdays the 17ths). Easily startled by people impersonating his mother or himself.
Hobbies: Decorating the shrine dedicated to his deceased mother with the bodies of his victims
Pet Peeves: Teenagers engaged in premarital sex
Best Lines: N/A
Total Estimated Power Rating: 12
2 Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Weapon Points for the machete + 1 Shock Point + 3 Points for Relative Invulnerability
Danger Level: Extremely High. Jason is an unstoppable killing machine that knows no mercy and is ready to kill anyone in his path. Especially if this someone happens to be an oversexed teenager.
Identification: Usually wears a hockey mask (although he is known to wear a bag over his head when in his youth). Jason’s habit of covering his face is a blessing, considering his deformed appearance. Only a few individuals “lucky” to see his malformed face have survived to tell the story.
How to Avoid: Do not have premarital sex. Especially near Camp Crystal Lake. Especially on Friday the 13th. To be on a safe side – don’t have sex and stay the hell away from Illinois all 365 days a year (366 during the leap years).
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Impersonate his mother and strike him with a sharp heavy object. If you succeed in bringing him down – jump into the nearest car and drive as far away as you can. Make sure to never drive the notoriously unreliable German VW Beetles – they usually have either ignition or battery problems. When driving your famously reliable fine American vehicle - make sure you have plenty of gas in your tank.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Severe blows to the head with sharp and heavy objects have been known to incapacitate him for long enough for you to escape, however Jason is impossible to kill and even if he appears to be very, very dead – do not believe it. Even if his pronounced dead by a licensed medical professional. Even if his skull is wide open and his brain is sliding out of his head (just a scratch, as far as Jason is concerned). Even if he is supposedly cremated and buried. Remember – Jason is out there. Always.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Friday the 13th (1980)
- Friday the 13th - Part 2 (1981)
- Friday the 13th - Part 3-D (1982)
- Friday the 13th - Part 4: The Final Chapter (1984)

Wonder Woman

Name: Diana (aka Diana Prince)
Category: Superhero, Amazon, Immortal, Human
Age: Exact Age Unknown (Thousands of years)
Origin: Uncharted Island within the Devil’s Triangle (Paradise Island)
Habitat: Washington, DC, USA, World of Men
General Description: One of the most powerful superheroes in the world, Diana is a daughter of Queen Hippolyte. She chose to leave Paradise Island in order to assist the United States of America in the battle against the Nazi Germany and other Axis powers. Wonder Woman has a wide range of various tools at her disposal:
1) The Golden Belt (symbol of Amazon supremacy) allows her to retain her extraordinary powers and immortality away from Paradise Island
2) The Golden Lasso, made from indestructible material, compels people to tell the truth and obey commands.
3) The Silver Bracelets of Victory, allow her to deflect bullets using her superhuman reflexes.
4) The Invisible Plane – an advanced aircraft with built-in elevator jazz stereo. The plane does not make its passengers (or the pilot seat) invisible, but provides a breathtaking and entirely unobstructed 360 degrees panoramic view.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Queen Hippolyte, Major Steve Trevor
Sworn Enemies: Colonel Oberst Von Blasko, Agent M, Baroness Paula Von Gunther
Special Powers: In addition to her extraordinary strength, intelligence, agility, and ability to duplicate anyone’s voice, Wonder Woman possesses extraordinary disguise skills – with a few simple touches (a wig, a different hairdo, glasses, etc.) she is able to change her appearance so drastically that even her own mother is unable to recognize her. When combined with her ability to instantaneously change her looks with a simple twirl, this skill allows her to live a double life as Wonder Woman and Diana Prince.
Weapons of Choice: Golden Lasso, bare hands, Golden Tiara that doubles as a throwing weapon
Weaknesses: Major Steve Trevor
Hobbies: Forward Dash, Archery, Spear Throwing, Stone Throwing, Weight Lifting, High Jump, Arm Wrestling, Bullet Dodging
Pet Peeves: Men who have little regard for womanhood.
Best Lines:
1) Please, put those guns down. You could hurt people.
2) You certainly use a lot of material in your dresses.
3) The Nazis don’t care about their women. They let you fend for yourself. And any civilization that does not recognize the female is doomed to destruction. Women are the wave of the future and sisterhood is stronger than anything.
4) You obviously have little regard for womanhood. You must learn respect.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 18
7 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 3 Additional Physical Strength Points for when on Paradise Island (or for when wearing the Golden Belt of Amazon Supremacy) + 1 Weapon Points for the Lasso and the razor-sharp Tiara + 1 Point for Relative Immortality + 3 Additional Points for the Golden Lasso’s hypnosis inducing characteristics, Invisible plane, and disguise skills
Power Level: Extremely high. One of the most powerful superheroes in the world, Wonder Woman is the living proof of Amazon supremacy.
Identification: It is absolutely impossible to identify Wonder Woman when she is not wearing her Star-Spangled underwear outfit. Her disguise skills are truly legendary. It is advisable to treat every woman you encounter with a healthy dose of fear. Any one of them could be Wonder Woman.
How to Recruit: Try to become an object of her affections. It seems that the best way to achieve this status is to virtually ignore her, unless she is half naked. It worked for Major Trevor, and I don’t see a reason why it wouldn’t work for you...
How to Stay on Her Good Side: Under no circumstances show your sexist upbringing. Keep Susan B. Anthony’s biography on your reading table, just in case Wonder Woman drops by.
What to Look Out For: One sexist remark and it’s over. Wonder Woman takes feminism very seriously. And so should you.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- The New Original Wonder Woman - Wonder Woman. TV Series (1st Season (1975))

Stefan Crosscoe

Name: Stefan Crosscoe
Category: Werewolf Hunter, Human, Occult Investigator, Immortal
Age: Exact age unknown. Approximately 10,000 years
Origin: Unknown (Transylvania?)
Habitat: United States
General Description: Mysterious werewolf hunter and occult investigator Stefan Crosscoe is the brother of Stirba, the queen of the werewolves. Stefan dedicated his inexplicably long life to the pursuit of his sister and her minions. Mr. Crosscoe is the only known werewolf hunter to use titanium (instead of silver) weapons.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Father Florin, Vasile the Dwarf, Konstantin the Daughterless, Luca the Widower
Sworn Enemies: Stirba
Special Powers: Immortality, advanced knowledge of occult
Weapons of Choice: Stakes and daggers forged from titanium, pistol loaded with titanium ammunition, consecrated oil, chalice that held the scared blood of Christ, holy water, etc.
Weaknesses: Somewhat susceptible to hypnosis, suspected of harboring impure feelings towards his sister Stirba
Hobbies: Collecting werewolf memorabilia
Pet Peeves: Werewolves
Best Lines:
1) This type of bullet, Mr.White means your sister is a werewolf
2) The process of evolution is reversed!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 10
5 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Weapon Points for his arsenal of titanium weapons + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Power Level: Medium. Stefan is a skillful werewolf hunter. However, his immortality is relative, for he can be killed; and his education outside the field of occultism is rather limited.
Identification: Identifying Stefan is relatively easy, for he would use any occasion to let you know that he is in fact an “occult investigator” and his name is Stefan Crosscoe. Why investigate occult if you can’t brag about it, right? In fact, Stefan would probably give you his business card - it would read “Stefan Crosscoe. Occult Investigator.”
How to Recruit: Simply believing (or pretending to believe) him and acknowledging (or pretending to acknowledge) the fact that he is an experienced “Occult Investigator” would totally get him to be sympathetic to your cause. So, if you simply say something like: “Wow… You know so much about the dark arts! I totally need you expertise to hunt down some werewolves” – Stefan will be by your side before you can snicker.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Stefan is a recluse and prefers to work alone or in the company of his Romanian associates. Give him some personal space and try not to cross his path.
What to Look Out For: When hunting werewolves with Mr. Crosscoe try to avoid being bitten and becoming one of these creatures. Stefan harbors a bizarre belief that when killing werewolves he is doing them a huge favor. Many a werewolf have “benefited” from his “charity.”
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)

The Wraith

Name: Unknown (Multiple specimen)
Category: Alien, Shape-Shifter
Age: Unknown
Origin: Rogue planet Dakala
Habitat: Rogue planet Dakala
General Description: Flat-worm-like aliens able to shape-shift into a variety of different forms. Their advanced extrasensory abilities allow them to read minds.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Captain Jonathan Archer
Sworn Enemies: Eska hunters
Special Powers: Telepathy, Shape-shifting
Weapons of Choice: None
Weaknesses: These aliens leave an easily identifiable chemical signature which they emit when they feel fear. This weakness makes them susceptible to hunters equipped with chemical signature reading devices.
Hobbies: Unknown
Pet Peeves: Being hunted
Best Lines: - Never stop seeking what seems unobtainable.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 12
4 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Additional Physical Strength Points for when in Drayjin shape + 1 Shock Point for when in some threatening shape + 1 Point for Mind Reading Skills + 2 Points for Ultimate Shape Shifting Ability
Danger Level: Low. The Wraith are harmless sentient beings. Their ultimate dream is simply to be left alone. If you are after them however, keep in mind that these monsters are telepathic and can easily outsmart you and strike when you least expect it.
Identification: Complicated. The Wraith advanced shape-shifting mimicry skills allow them to appear as anything. You think you are looking at the computer screen; however you could be looking at a live Wraith. Check the chemical signature of any object, animal, or person you encounter.
How to Avoid: The Wraith habitat range is exclusive to Dakala planet. Considering the fact that your chances of ever flying a warp speed spaceship capable of reaching Dakala are extremely slim, you have nothing to worry about.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: You may chit-chat with Wraith all you want, but, for the sake of you sanity, please remember that you are talking to a flat-worm-like alien, not a woman you fantasized about many years ago.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Once located, the Wraith can be easily killed using a variety of weapons. Be swift however – they can easily shape-shift into something and escape.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Rogue Planet - Star Trek: Enterprise (Season 1) (2001-2005)

Coleman Ettinger

Name: Coleman Ettinger
Category: Human, Spiritualist
Age: 67
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: Bobby Keller’s body
General Description: An old gentleman whose experiment with dreams and altered states of mind caused him to possess the body of Bobby Keller, due to some highly scientific paradox in space and time continuum. What’s worse – Coleman’s beloved wife, Gena, was now forced to exist in Lainie Diamond’s subconscious. Unfortunately the only way for Coleman to reverse the experiment was to seduce Lainie, which Coleman succeeded in doing by using his special seduction techniques, Bobby’s hot teenage body, hair mousse, and Michael Jackson dance moves, which Coleman mysteriously learned at some point...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Dinger, Lainie Diamond
Sworn Enemies: None
Special Powers: Hot Michael Jackson dance moves. Coleman's Special Fail-proof Seduction Techniques: Give her a dozen of red roses + Take her to the restaurant (the balcony table) + Dance with her + Take her for a ride in a horse carriage = She is all yours. This method has not failed Coleman in over 50 years.
Weapons of Choice: None
Weaknesses: Old ladies trapped in the bodies of teenage girls
Hobbies: Meditation, Pseudo-Tai-Chi, quoting aphorisms, pointing at things with his finger
Pet Peeves: Having to go to school again
Best Lines:
1) When you're young, every little thing seems so big.
2) Ignorance is the only slavery. Robert Green Ingersoll. 1876.
3) I am going down by my car and I am going to drink a beer. If any of you assholes care to join me – feel free.
4) Oh, my God… I’m him. Shit!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 9
5 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Point for Body Swapping Ability + 1 Additional Points for Hot Dancing Skills
Danger Level: Low. Coleman is just an old dude. There is nothing dangerous about him. However his pseudo-scientific experiments can be dangerous. So stay away – just in case. Especially if you see him “meditating” outside his house...
Identification: He might look like Bobby Keller, but he knows that story about the two Pilipino girls and your dog likes him even though he looks and smells like Bobby Keller, and he quotes people all the time, and also tells people to eat tofu...
How to Avoid: Do not under any circumstances take a shortcut through Coleman’s property. Try not to interact with old people in general... just to make sure. Let’s be clear on one thing - all old people want to possess your young body and make out with your girlfriend. Coleman is simply the only guy who was succeeded so far...
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: If Coleman is trying to get inside your head – don’t just give up – fight him. Don’t let him use your body as if it was a Hertz budget-sized rental car.
Suggested Killing Techniques: If Coleman is already in the possession of your body, killing him will limit your chances of living again. Wait until you’re a back in your body and dispose of him then.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Dream a Little Dream (1989)

Lainie Diamond

Name: Lainie Diamond
Category: Human, Possessed, Romantic Interest Character
Age: 17
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: In front of the mirrors on the basketball court
General Description: Love interest of Bobby Keller, semi-possessed by Gena Ettinger (Coleman Ettinger’s wife). Gina exists in Lainie’s subconscious and generally doesn’t affect her life too much… Other than Lainie’s sudden passion for retro music, rose-scented perfumes, and heavily laced nightgowns.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Coleman Ettinger (when in Bobby Keller’s body)
Sworn Enemies: None
Special Powers: Looking great in a leotard
Weapons of Choice: Leotard
Weaknesses: Inability to resist hot Michael Jackson dance moves
Hobbies: Dating old men trapped in young men’s bodies
Pet Peeves: Dating young men trapped in old men’s bodies
Best Lines:
1) Thank you for a frightening, confusing, strange and dangerous time.
2) - Where do you think you are going?
- To run away from home and become a prostitute.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 6
3 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Additional Points for Looking Great in a Leotard
Danger Level: Nonexistent.
Identification: Lainie Diamond! Joel’s Lainie! Lainie - the one who looks great in a leotard Lainie.
How to Avoid: Make sure not to employ any hot Michael Jackson dance moves – if you do, Lainie might find you too cute not to stalk.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: That depends on whether you want to avoid her of to attract her. To achieve the latter – moonwalk. To achieve the former – walk away.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Spike a glass of wine with an elephant dose of soporific. Lainie would never refuse a glass of wine...
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Dream a Little Dream (1989)

Bobby Keller

Name: Bobby Keller
Category: Human, Possessed, Hallucination
Age: 17
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: Dreams of Coleman Ettinger. (For the information on whereabouts of Bobby's physical body - see Coleman Ettinger)
General Description: Bobby’s body was possessed by the mind of 67-year-old Coleman Ettinger during Coleman’s bizarre experiments with dreams and altered states of mind. Bobby’s mind became trapped in the land of dreams. What’s worse is that these were the dreams of an old man – the most exciting thing that usually happened there was some old lady packing her bags behind the window.
NOTE: Reports that Bobby wanted to stay in the dream land while Coleman was taking his body and his girlfriend for a ride make no sense whatsoever, and I dismiss them as something Coleman came up with to explain his rather questionable behavior...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Dinger
Sworn Enemies: None
Special Powers: Ability to haunt the dreams of Coleman Ettinger
Weapons of Choice: None
Weaknesses: Lainie Diamond
Hobbies: Styling his hair with massive ammounts of mousse, checking out Lainie Diamond
Pet Peeves: Seeing his own body possessed by some old dude making out with Lainie Diamond
Best Lines:
1) When you pack, leaving usually tends to follow.
2) He! That’s the way I laugh. You know – He!
3) I like it here. It’s… Well… It’s dreamy… If you catch my drift. Ha-ha
4) This is your sick dream. And I’ll tell you one thing – you have some deep seated psychological problems, man.
5) Hey, pops! Welcome to dreamland.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
3 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Additional Point for extreme dancing skills
Danger Level: Non-existent. Bobby is as bad as Michael Jackson in the “(I’m) Bad” music video, only less coordinated.
Identification: If you dream of a young man wearing heavily accessorized 80s outfit with long heavily moussed black hair – you are dreaming of Bobby Keller. Why you are dreaming of him is another question.
How to Avoid: Do not experiment with altered states of mind and try to generally avoid possessing other people’s bodies. This way there will be no reason for Bobby to haunt you.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Wake up
Suggested Killing Techniques: First things first, you need to decide what exactly you want to kill – Bobby’s body or Bobby’s mind? If it is his body you are after – see Coleman Ettinger. If you are after his mind however, then it’s a little more complicated... because technically he is kind of already dead… or something like that…
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Dream a Little Dream (1989)