Joker

Name: Jack Napier
Category: Human, Mentally Deranged, Evil Clown, Supervillain, Artist (homicidal), Criminal, American, Mass Murderer, Boss
Age: Exact Age Unknown
Origin: Gotham City, USA
Habitat: Axis Chemical; news broadcasts; abandoned, mile-high downtown cathedral; bicentennial parades – he's everywhere you wanna be!
General Description: Disfigured acid-burn victim and gangster Jack Napier took one look at his stained and mangled clownlike appearance and lost his damn mind! (It happens.) Unfortunately, he is now the Joker, arch-nemesis to Batman, and bane of the lawful and the just!
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Bob the Goon; Lawrence the Goon, assorted nameless goons
Sworn Enemies: Batman, classic works of art ('cept Francis Bacon), sanity
Special Powers: None save a massive intellect and a gift for planning and executing unstoppable villainous plots.
Weapons of Choice: Killer Joy Buzzer, Acid-Squirting Lapel Flower, a Smith and Wesson M29 .44 Magnum pistol with a loooooooonnnng barrel, Smilex gas, regular revolvers, fake hands, Ninja Throwing Quill. The Joker is well-versed in all manner of weaponry, both mundane and absurd.
Weaknesses: The ladies, easily-stolen balloons, gravity,
Hobbies: Art, Photography, Murder
Pet Peeves: People stealing his balloons
Best Lines:
1) Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
2) I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.
3) It's as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you 'beast' I'll rip their lungs out.
4) You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
5) Never rub another man's rhubarb.
6) Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you got to go, go with a smile.
7) This town needs an enema!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 13
6 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 2 Weapon Points for a variety of weapons at his disposal + 1 Shock Point for the smile + 1 Additional Unpredictability Point
Danger Level: High. He is a real threat, especially when Smilex gas is involved. He'll wipe out a town if left unchecked.
Identification: If you see a whitefaced clown dressed in purple and holding a pistol, it's either the Joker or that crazy uncle no one ever talks about. Either way, its best to keep moving.
How to Avoid: Stay out of Gotham City. Stay away from art museums and parades – basically anything gaudy and loud. Live a bland and colorless life in Iowa. (I don't think he ever goes there).
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Use your grappling hook. (What, no grappling hook? Well, that is just inviting trouble, friend!) Running away works too...
Suggested Killing Techniques: Shoot him in the face. He's just a guy, after all. (Somebody should tell that to Batman)
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Batman (1989)

Parallel-Kirk

Name: James T. Kirk
Category: Human, Parallel-Starfleet Officer
Age: Early 30s
Size: Average Human
Origin: Parallel Earth
Habitat: I.S.S. Enterprise
General Description: After assassinating Parallel-Christopher Pike, Parallel-Kirk became the captain of the I.S.S. Enterprise. His career in Parallel-Starfleet began with the suppression of a Gorlan uprising by destruction of a rebel home planet and the execution of 5,000 colonists on Vega IX. Parallel-Kirk is a ruthless commander who owes everything to an alien scientist and a plundered laboratory.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Parallel-Marlena Moreau
Sworn Enemies: Everybody
Special Powers: Access to the Tantalus field allows him to make his enemies “disappear”
Weapon(s) of choice: Tantalus Field
Weakness(es): Taking away the Tantalus Field would leave him virtually powerless, surrounded by a treacherous crew and a potentially mutinous second-in-command.
Hobbies: Power and Money
Pet Peeves: Beardless Vulcans
Best Line(s):
1) What are you doing, Spock? You traitorous pig. I'll hang you up by your Vulcan ears.
2) Has everyone gone crazy? What uniform is this? Where's your beard? Where's my personal guard?
3) All right, Spock. Whatever your game is, I'll play it. You want credits, they're yours. You'll be a rich man. Your own command? I can swing that, too.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 12
6 Intellect Points + 4 Base Physical Strength Points + 2 Weapon Points for the Tantalus Field
Power Rating Estimate Notes: Although Parallel-Kirk is an intelligent and powerful foe his main source of power is the Tantalus Field – a mysterious device created by an unknown alien scientist, which Parallel-Kirk acquired when he plundered an alien laboratory. The device allows him to spy on his enemies and dispose of them if he fills the need to do so. Separating Parallel-Kirk from this device significantly limits his powers.
Movie(s) and or Book(s) featuring the character:
Mirror Mirror - Star Trek The Original Series (2nd Season (1966))