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Stirba, Queen of the Werewolves

Name: Stirba
Category: Werewolf, Monster
Age: 10,000 years old
Origin: The Dark Country
Habitat: The Dark Country, Transylvania, Vlkava village
General Description: Daughter of Satanda and Assindacel, Stirba is the Queen of the Werewolves... Well, maybe not the Queen of ALL werewolves, but there are a few dozens of these creatures that actually owe their allegiance to Stirba... She is widely regarded for her intriguing fashion sense and ability to throw excellent werewolf parties. Stirba is a certified werewolf breeder with 10,000 years of experience.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Vlad and Mariana
Sworn Enemies: Stefan Crosscoe
Special Powers: Although Stirba’s ability to turn into an actual wolf has never been documented, it is confirmed that she is able to instantly become dangerously hairy. Stirba’s notorious Howl of Death causes all midgets within a 10-mile radius to explode. She is also able to shoot some kind of lasers or lightning bolts from her fingertips – the purpose of these is unknown but they look impressive. Stirba (along with some of her closest minions) is immune to silver and can be killed only with titanium weapons.
Weapons of Choice: The gargoyle statuette on top of her staff comes to life and kills on command.
Weaknesses: Being pierced with titanium causes Stirba to spontaneously combust.
Hobbies: Petting her stuffed wolf. Getting naked in general and getting naked during werewolf orgies in particular.
Pet Peeves: Being old... Stirba is forced to suck the essence of life and beauty out of some innocent virgin every few years or so... Failure to do so prevents her from being able to fully participate in werewolf orgies.
Best Lines:
1) She is a huntress, she will bear us many fierce daughters and sons
2) Our enemies have arrived
Total Estimated Power Rating: 13
5 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Additional Physical Strength Point for when in Wolf Hairy Shape + 1 Weapon Point for the Gargoyle Staff + 1 Supernatural Power Point for the Howl of Death + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Basic Shape-Shifting Ability + 1 Point for Relative Immortality + 1 Point for Basic Hypnosis Skills
Danger Level: High. Despite her relatively dismal appearance, Stirba is a dangerous werewolf bitch with a wide arsenal of skills at her possession.
Identification: A blond werewolf with a passion for extreme 80s fashion. Occasionally looks her age, but is usually able to keep herself looking young by drinking virgin blood... Stirba is usually surrounded by copulating werewolves...
How to Avoid: Virginity seems to be the only known factor to influence Stirba’s preferences in choosing victims. This theory, however, is being currently questioned by some experts, who claim that the real deciding factors are beauty and youth, rather than virginity. To be on a safer side, we recommend that you try to be an old ugly slut, thus making yourself useless for Stirba’s blood sucking “face-lift” rituals.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: When hunting Stirba, having Stefan Crosscoe with you is highly recommended. Before approaching Stirba’s habitat, make sure your ears are sealed with wax from the sacred candles to protect you against Stirba’s howl of death. Especially if you are a midget.
Suggested Killing Techniques: If you are able to dispose of her cronies and are not susceptible to hypnosis – you have a decent chance of killing her. Simply pierce her body with a titanium object of any sort.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)

Zita, Queen of the Amazons

Name: Zita
Category: Human, Amazon
Age: Unknown
Origin: Kybo, Africa
Habitat: Kybo, Africa
General Description: A child survivor of a shipwreck near the shores of Kybo (Africa), Zita was raised by her mother to rule over the other Caucasian female survivors. At first, it was hard for Zita to keep the African natives in line, but soon she figured out the only way to achieve that – appearing at their council meetings. This innovative yet simple way of conducting colonial policy, mysteriously guarantees the natives' obedience, and provides Zita with unrivaled power over these parts - nothing happens in this region of Africa that Zita doesn’t learn about within a day or two via the mysterious Jungle Underground.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Other Amazons
Sworn Enemies: Female competitors
Special Powers: Leadership skills
Weapons of Choice: Poison darts of her Amazon warriors
Weaknesses: Strong Caucasian men. Zita is a powerful woman but like most women she secretly dreams of being a housewife, married to a handsome Caucasian man of course... Or so we are lead to believe...
Hobbies: Hunting endangered species, rescuing handsome Caucasian men and keeping them for her pleasure
Pet Peeves: Outsiders, unless they happen to be handsome Caucasian men.
Best Lines: - I'm glad you're inclined to feel so sensible about it because I would have had you killed rather than give him up. You see, here in the jungle such things are very easily managed, and I'm not bound by the conventional laws of society that hamper you. Greg says I'm more than half savage, and maybe I am. All I know is that I'm willing to fight for what I want. And I won’t stop short of anything to get it.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 9
5 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Weapon Points for poison darts
Danger Level: Medium. Zita does not like strangers. She is a half-savage and is not bound by society rules. She’ll kill you if she considers you dangerous, or simply if it suits her fancy.
NOTE: Zita is not dangerous to handsome Caucasian men. Especially if they don’t mind spending the rest of their lives in tropical paradise surrounded by scantly (by 1940s standards) dressed Caucasian women and endless miles of stock footage.
Identification: Ask anyone in Africa to point you in the direction of the white she-devil of the jungle – they’ll show you.
NOTE: Do not confuse Zita, the white she-devil of the jungle, with Barbara Bush, the white she-devil of Texas.
How to Avoid: Don’t go on safaris in Kybo. Even if your boyfriend is lost in those parts. If ivory hunters don’t kill you - lions will. If lions don’t kill you – Zita will. Unless you are a handsome Caucasian man, of course.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: If you happen to be a handsome Caucasian man you have nothing to fear. If you are not one, however, it is advisable to show Zita that you are not trying to steal her handsome Caucasian men. She is extremely protective and she would rather kill you than share.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Try to kill Zita before her Amazon warriors get you. One on one she is really not that dangerous. Especially if you are a handsome Caucasian man.
Additional Character Notes: Did I mention, Zita likes handsome Caucasian men? Let me restate that – Zita likes her coffee white. Like her men…
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Queen of the Amazons (1947)

Queen Hippolyte

Name: Hippolyte
Category: Immortal, Amazon
Age: Unknown (Thousands of Years)
Origin: Ancient Greece
Habitat: Paradise Island
General Description: Queen of Amazons and mother of Wonder Woman. Hippolyte is the founder of the Paradise Island civilization, an all-female kingdom whose subjects are dedicated to athletic discipline and higher learning.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Wonder Woman
Sworn Enemies: None
Special Powers: Like all women on Paradise Island she is significantly stronger and quicker than her non-Amazon counterparts.
Weapon(s) of choice: Bare Hands
Weakness(es): Men
Hobbies: Playing harp, designing skanky outfits for her daughter
Pet Peeves: Men
Best Line(s):
1) You are too young to remember how we women were slaves in Rome and Greece. I promised myself it would never happen again.
2) I named this island Paradise for an excellent reason: There are no men on it. Thus it is free of their wars, their greed, their hostilities, their barbaric, masculine behavior.
3) Very well, then, go. Observe the male species.
4) We are stronger, wiser, and more advanced than all those people in their jungles out there. Our civilization is perfection.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 12
6 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Point for Relative Immortality + 2 Additional Physical Strength Points for the powers she draws from the Paradise Island
Power Level: Queen Hippolyte is immortal for as long as she stays on Paradise island, if she were to leave the Paradise Island she would revert to a mere human being, loosing her immortality and most of her special abilities. While on Paradise Island and protected by her Amazon subjects she is virtually invulnerable.
Identification: Unlike other inhabitants of the Paradise Island, Queen Hippolyte has a thing for huge amounts of gaudy jewelry...
How to Recruit: Being an immortal Queen of the Paradise Island means not having many things to lust for... Which makes it hard for her to seriously invest into projects that do not concern her queendom. There are rumors that despite her rhetoric on the subject she actually misses a barbaric, masculine touch.., but even if these rumors are correct, chances that a man could charm her into doing something are rather slim...
How to Stay on His Good Side: Live up to the Amazonian ideals of womanhood...
What to Look Out For: Keep your chauvinistic jokes to yourself. Jokes about blondes are not funny to blondes. Especially to the blondes who happen to be the all-powerful and super-intelligent queens of Amazons.
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Movie(s) and or Book(s) featuring the character:
- The New Original Wonder Woman - Wonder Woman. TV Series (1st Season (1975))