Lillith

Name: Lillith
Category: Supernatural Being, Leader, Villain, Human Predator, Shape Shifter, Vampire, Homosexual, Lesbian
Age: Unknown – potentially hundreds or even thousands of years
Origin: The little known region of Tierra del Fuego that looks surprisingly like Pacific North-West
Habitat: McCutcheon Mortuary/Brothel (325 Bowmont, ask for the Cunningham wake)
General Description: The mother of all vampires and the most horrible woman to ever walk the Earth. A flaming lesbian with a passion for rare blood types, Lillith usually surrounds herself with female vampires and uses them to lure unsuspecting males into her lair.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Vincent the Villainous Midget
Sworn Enemies: Rafe Guttman
Special Powers: In addition to the basic vampire staple such as super strength and shape-shifting, Lillith possesses advanced immortality skills - she may be taken out of action, but she cannot be killed.
Weapons of Choice: Tongue-tacle, which Lillith uses to choke her victims while simultaneously pushing their hearts out. Unlike her brethren, Lillith does not limit herself to blood sucking via two tiny holes in the neck and often prefers freshly squeezed hearts.
Weaknesses: Lillith can be easily controlled by anyone who possesses a mysterious blood-filled object known as “the key.” Please keep in mind that the key inexplicably explodes easily breaks if dropped, freeing Lillith from its control.
Hobbies: Fulfilling your wildest sexual fantasies... like masturbating cheerleaders (???) and Marilyn Monroe up-skirt reenactment (Really??? You call this wild?)
Pet Peeves: Vegetarians
Best Lines:
1) Don’t eat your heart baby. That’s my job.
2) Care for a little deep throat?
3) I just love a man who gives you head… and let’s you keep it.
4) Breasts are always nice. But I prefer… Oooh.
5) First I am going to rip your dick off, then I’m going to grind your balls into guacamole.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 14
4 Base Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Shock Point + 1 Basic Shape Shifting Point + 3 Advanced Invulnerability Points
Danger Level: High. You wouldn’t think that she is that tough when you first encounter Lillith. Especially if she happens to be in her human form. The looks are deceiving however and the boobs are fake - Lillith might turn you into a vampire and make you her lapdog, but most men she encounters end up having their hearts ripped out...
Identification: If you encounter a heavy-breasted lesbian vampiress who refuses to die when staked – you are probably dealing with Lillith.
How to Avoid: Despite many centuries of causing mayhem, Lillith has never killed a woman. She also hates the taste of vegetarian blood. Which leads us to a logical (and obvious) conclusion that being (or becoming) a vegetarian female is the surest way to avoid Lillith.
If this course of action is not available to you, you can also avoid Lillith by NOT visiting whorehouses.
If the above is not a practical suggestion either, we suggest that you visit only above-ground whorehouses, and sprinkle all your whores with some holy water – just to make sure.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: If you find yourself stuck in the underground bordello surrounded by Lillith and her goons, you have two possible courses of action available:
a) You can surrender to them, ultimately exchanging your life for a brief encounter with silicon boobies;
or
b) You can easily escape through the chimney which leads back to the surface
The choice is yours.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Lillith is not your typical vampire – the standard stake and holy water can’t really harm her. The only sure way to disable her is by using some cross shaped puncture weapon to separate Lillith’ heart into four pieces, removing the heart from the body, and putting the pieces into separate containers to prevent them from touching each other. Sounds complicated?... It is.
NOTE: Not surprisingly the reverse process brings Lillith back to life.
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Movies Featuring the Character:
- Bordello of Blood (1996)

Freddy Krueger

Name: Frederick Charles Krueger
Category: Supernatural Being, Villain, Serial Killer, Undead, Evil Spirit
Age: Born in the early 1940s
Origin: Springwood. 1428 Elm Street.
Habitat: Dreams of Springwood children
General Description: Son of Amanda Krueger and a hundred maniacs that raped her. Although arrested in 1968 for the murders of several Springwood children, Freddy was released on technicality in 1968. After his release he was tracked down by the Springwood parents and burned alive in the boiler room which he used to torture and kill his victims. As Freddy was being consumed by the flames, however, he encountered three dream demons and given a gift of eternal life in the dream world along with an ability to turn the dreams of his victims into reality.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Jesse Walsh
Sworn Enemies: Nancy Thompson, Lt. Thompson, Roland Kincaid, Joey Crusel, Will Stanton, Taryn White
Special Powers: Ability to turn dreams into reality – anything that happens to his victims in their dreams - happens to them in the physical world as well, for example a scratch sustained in a dream world translates into an actual scratch, etc. Freddy exercises excellent control of the space continuum in the dream reality – he is able to change the surroundings, shape-shift, and play mind tricks with his victims.
Weapons of Choice: Razor-Clawed glove (also – Razor-Clawed Hand and Syringe-Clawed Hand)
Weaknesses: Although occasionally capable of exercising limited control over the physical reality (making a phone ring, controlling his own skeleton, etc) Freddy’s power is almost entirely limited to the dream reality he inhabits.
Hobbies: Scratching metal surfaces with his claws. Raising surrounding temperature and melting various objects.
Pet Peeves: Caffeine
Best Lines:
1) Come to Freddy…
2) I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy
3) - I am here to help you
– Help yourself, fucker.
4) This is it, Jennifer - your big break in TV. Welcome to prime time, bitch.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 16
4 Base Intellect Points + 1 Base Physical Power Points + 3 Additional Physical Power Points for when in Dream World + 1 Weapon Points for the Razor-Clawed Glove + 1 Supernatural Power Points + 1 Shock Point + 2 Ultimate Shape-Shifting Points + 3 Dream World Space Continuum Control Points + 5 Ultimate Invulnerability Points – 5 Points for being limited to the Dream World
Danger Level: Extremely high. Sooner or later everyone sleeps, which means that encountering Freddy is unavoidable. Especially if you live in Springwood. Especially if you live on Elm Street. Especially if your house number is 1428.
Identification: Although in the dream world Freddy can appear as anyone or anything, he is most commonly identified by his green-red striped sweater, brown fedora style hat, his razor-clawed glove, and severe burns covering his entire body. The green-red color combination is especially common – if you dream of anything colored in this peculiar pattern – watch out – Freddy is probably near by.
How to Avoid: Hypnocil and other dream suppressants might prove to be the best method of avoiding Freddy. Consult your health care provider to see if Hypnocil is right for you. Avoid taking Hypnocil if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Wake the hell up! If unable to do so – attempt to utilize Balinese Dream Skills – turn your back on Freddy and don’t be afraid... this is just a dream after all.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Since Freddy is already dead he cannot be disposed of completely. However there are a few methods that can be extremely helpful when battling against him:
1) Bringing Freddy into the physical world (by holding on to him and waking up) can provide a rare opportunity to utilize conventional weapons against him. Treat this method with extreme caution and don’t expect it to really work.
2) Freddy gains strength by absorbing the souls of his victims. Preventing him from killing more children is a sure way of draining his power - a few centuries of such a diet and Freddy will be little more than a common poltergeist. It is more easily said than done however.
3) Freddy strength is rooted in people’s fear of him. Do not be afraid of him and his supernatural powers will dwindle.
4) Eliminating every memory of Freddy in your community is a good method of anti-Freddy prophylactics and could limit Freddy’s access to the energy of fear. Pretending that Freddy is not real and is nothing more than an 80’s slasher-flick character and an object of Wes Craven’s imagination is a good way to start. “Urban legends” are hard to eliminate however, especially if they are in fact true.
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Movies Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Jason Voorhees

Name: Jason Voorhees
Category: Human, Mentally Deranged, Serial Killer, Villain, Mutant, Immortal
Age: Born on June 13th, 1946
Origin: Camp Crystal Lake
Habitat: Woods near Crystal Lake, Illinois
General Description: A hydrocephalic son of Pamela Voorhees. Lived with his mother at Camp Crystal Lake. At the tender of age of 11, Jason survived a near drowning accident caused by camp councilors' negligence. Since then the only human being he really knew was his mentally deranged mother - Mrs. Voorhees. After witnessing his mother’s death at the hands of Alice Hardy, Jason began his murderous rampage. In addition to his generally unhinged psyche the main driving forces behind his unquenchable bloodlust are the desire to revenge his drowning accident and his mother’s death and his high moral views regarding premarital sexual relationships. Ever since his mother's death in 1980, Jason has been living in a humble shack in the woods surrounding the Crystal Lake, living off wild animals and vegetation, stealing the few things he needs. Without human contact he became a frightened retard, an out-of-control psychopath, a child trapped in man’s body, killing anyone who disturbs the serene atmosphere of the Crystal Lake.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Mrs. Pamela Voorhees
Sworn Enemies: Alice Hardy, Ginny Field, Chris Higgins, Tommy Jarvis
Special Powers: Super-human strength and amazing self-healing powers. Jason is virtually indestructible and can survive even the most lethal wounds.
Weapons of Choice: Machete is Jason’s traditional weapon of choice, however he has been known to use a variety of other tools and weapons, including but not limited to: hammer, spear, knife, pitchfork, pickax, meat clever, sewing needle, harpoon rifle, fire poker, bare hands, axe, saw, and corkscrew.
Weaknesses: Usually kills his victims exclusively on Fridays the 13ths. (Also on Saturdays the 14ths, Sundays the 15ths, Mondays the 16ths, and occasionally Tuesdays the 17ths). Easily startled by people impersonating his mother or himself.
Hobbies: Decorating the shrine dedicated to his deceased mother with the bodies of his victims
Pet Peeves: Teenagers engaged in premarital sex
Best Lines: N/A
Total Estimated Power Rating: 12
2 Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Weapon Points for the machete + 1 Shock Point + 3 Points for Relative Invulnerability
Danger Level: Extremely High. Jason is an unstoppable killing machine that knows no mercy and is ready to kill anyone in his path. Especially if this someone happens to be an oversexed teenager.
Identification: Usually wears a hockey mask (although he is known to wear a bag over his head when in his youth). Jason’s habit of covering his face is a blessing, considering his deformed appearance. Only a few individuals “lucky” to see his malformed face have survived to tell the story.
How to Avoid: Do not have premarital sex. Especially near Camp Crystal Lake. Especially on Friday the 13th. To be on a safe side – don’t have sex and stay the hell away from Illinois all 365 days a year (366 during the leap years).
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Impersonate his mother and strike him with a sharp heavy object. If you succeed in bringing him down – jump into the nearest car and drive as far away as you can. Make sure to never drive the notoriously unreliable German VW Beetles – they usually have either ignition or battery problems. When driving your famously reliable fine American vehicle - make sure you have plenty of gas in your tank.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Severe blows to the head with sharp and heavy objects have been known to incapacitate him for long enough for you to escape, however Jason is impossible to kill and even if he appears to be very, very dead – do not believe it. Even if his pronounced dead by a licensed medical professional. Even if his skull is wide open and his brain is sliding out of his head (just a scratch, as far as Jason is concerned). Even if he is supposedly cremated and buried. Remember – Jason is out there. Always.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Friday the 13th (1980)
- Friday the 13th - Part 2 (1981)
- Friday the 13th - Part 3-D (1982)
- Friday the 13th - Part 4: The Final Chapter (1984)

Baroness Paula Von Gunther

Name: Paula Von Gunther
Category: Nazi, Spy, Human, Villain
Age: Exact age unknown. Approximately Late 20s – Early 30s
Origin: Nazi Germany
Habitat: Fort Myer Prison (occasionally - Arthur Deal III’s house, 8 Estate Drive, Arlington)
General Description: One of the top Nazi spies in the United States, presiding over the majority of the Abwehr sabotage operations. Being imprisoned did not stop Baroness from continuing her operations. There are, however some unconfirmed rumors that she is working for the Nazis against her will...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Hansen, Arthur Deal III
Sworn Enemies: Wonder Woman
Special Powers: Access to the latest Nazi technology, like the chains specially forged to be unbreakable even by elephants.
Weapons of Choice: Sleeping gas – one of the Third Reich’s brilliant accomplishments
Weaknesses: Baroness tends to overestimate her own abilities and underestimate her opponents
Hobbies: Framing American heroes
Pet Peeves: Democracy
Best Lines: - She [Wonder Woman] seems so plain and uninteresting. Her coloring’s rather like wet Bisquick. I’m sure she is blind as a bat without those glasses.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 8
6 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points
Danger Level: Medium. Extremely intelligent and resourceful, Baroness is an extremely effective mastermind of sabotage. She is not physically powerful however and can be easily defeated in hand-to-hand combat.
Identification: She often wears a weird looking golden “pendant,” that in actuality is an ancient Austrian gate key. The door that this key opens leads to an underground tunnel that allows Baroness to slip in and out of prison.
How to Avoid: Try not to be a war hero. If you are one, be aware that Baroness works day an night developing plans to discredit your name, thus delivering a crushing blow to the morale of the American people.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Baroness relies on her intelligence rather than blunt force. Always be on the look out for a possible trap.
Suggested Killing Techniques: As in the case of most spies, Baroness is an extremely valuable source of information and capturing her would be much more useful than killing her. Especially, if the rumors that she works for the Nazis against her will are confirmed...
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Wonder Woman Meets Baroness Von Gunther - Wonder Woman. TV Series (1st Season (1975))

Stirba, Queen of the Werewolves

Name: Stirba
Category: Werewolf, Monster
Age: 10,000 years old
Origin: The Dark Country
Habitat: The Dark Country, Transylvania, Vlkava village
General Description: Daughter of Satanda and Assindacel, Stirba is the Queen of the Werewolves... Well, maybe not the Queen of ALL werewolves, but there are a few dozens of these creatures that actually owe their allegiance to Stirba... She is widely regarded for her intriguing fashion sense and ability to throw excellent werewolf parties. Stirba is a certified werewolf breeder with 10,000 years of experience.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Vlad and Mariana
Sworn Enemies: Stefan Crosscoe
Special Powers: Although Stirba’s ability to turn into an actual wolf has never been documented, it is confirmed that she is able to instantly become dangerously hairy. Stirba’s notorious Howl of Death causes all midgets within a 10-mile radius to explode. She is also able to shoot some kind of lasers or lightning bolts from her fingertips – the purpose of these is unknown but they look impressive. Stirba (along with some of her closest minions) is immune to silver and can be killed only with titanium weapons.
Weapons of Choice: The gargoyle statuette on top of her staff comes to life and kills on command.
Weaknesses: Being pierced with titanium causes Stirba to spontaneously combust.
Hobbies: Petting her stuffed wolf. Getting naked in general and getting naked during werewolf orgies in particular.
Pet Peeves: Being old... Stirba is forced to suck the essence of life and beauty out of some innocent virgin every few years or so... Failure to do so prevents her from being able to fully participate in werewolf orgies.
Best Lines:
1) She is a huntress, she will bear us many fierce daughters and sons
2) Our enemies have arrived
Total Estimated Power Rating: 13
5 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Additional Physical Strength Point for when in Wolf Hairy Shape + 1 Weapon Point for the Gargoyle Staff + 1 Supernatural Power Point for the Howl of Death + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Basic Shape-Shifting Ability + 1 Point for Relative Immortality + 1 Point for Basic Hypnosis Skills
Danger Level: High. Despite her relatively dismal appearance, Stirba is a dangerous werewolf bitch with a wide arsenal of skills at her possession.
Identification: A blond werewolf with a passion for extreme 80s fashion. Occasionally looks her age, but is usually able to keep herself looking young by drinking virgin blood... Stirba is usually surrounded by copulating werewolves...
How to Avoid: Virginity seems to be the only known factor to influence Stirba’s preferences in choosing victims. This theory, however, is being currently questioned by some experts, who claim that the real deciding factors are beauty and youth, rather than virginity. To be on a safer side, we recommend that you try to be an old ugly slut, thus making yourself useless for Stirba’s blood sucking “face-lift” rituals.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: When hunting Stirba, having Stefan Crosscoe with you is highly recommended. Before approaching Stirba’s habitat, make sure your ears are sealed with wax from the sacred candles to protect you against Stirba’s howl of death. Especially if you are a midget.
Suggested Killing Techniques: If you are able to dispose of her cronies and are not susceptible to hypnosis – you have a decent chance of killing her. Simply pierce her body with a titanium object of any sort.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)