Joker

Name: Jack Napier
Category: Human, Mentally Deranged, Evil Clown, Supervillain, Artist (homicidal), Criminal, American, Mass Murderer, Boss
Age: Exact Age Unknown
Origin: Gotham City, USA
Habitat: Axis Chemical; news broadcasts; abandoned, mile-high downtown cathedral; bicentennial parades – he's everywhere you wanna be!
General Description: Disfigured acid-burn victim and gangster Jack Napier took one look at his stained and mangled clownlike appearance and lost his damn mind! (It happens.) Unfortunately, he is now the Joker, arch-nemesis to Batman, and bane of the lawful and the just!
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Bob the Goon; Lawrence the Goon, assorted nameless goons
Sworn Enemies: Batman, classic works of art ('cept Francis Bacon), sanity
Special Powers: None save a massive intellect and a gift for planning and executing unstoppable villainous plots.
Weapons of Choice: Killer Joy Buzzer, Acid-Squirting Lapel Flower, a Smith and Wesson M29 .44 Magnum pistol with a loooooooonnnng barrel, Smilex gas, regular revolvers, fake hands, Ninja Throwing Quill. The Joker is well-versed in all manner of weaponry, both mundane and absurd.
Weaknesses: The ladies, easily-stolen balloons, gravity,
Hobbies: Art, Photography, Murder
Pet Peeves: People stealing his balloons
Best Lines:
1) Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
2) I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.
3) It's as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you 'beast' I'll rip their lungs out.
4) You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
5) Never rub another man's rhubarb.
6) Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you got to go, go with a smile.
7) This town needs an enema!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 13
6 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 2 Weapon Points for a variety of weapons at his disposal + 1 Shock Point for the smile + 1 Additional Unpredictability Point
Danger Level: High. He is a real threat, especially when Smilex gas is involved. He'll wipe out a town if left unchecked.
Identification: If you see a whitefaced clown dressed in purple and holding a pistol, it's either the Joker or that crazy uncle no one ever talks about. Either way, its best to keep moving.
How to Avoid: Stay out of Gotham City. Stay away from art museums and parades – basically anything gaudy and loud. Live a bland and colorless life in Iowa. (I don't think he ever goes there).
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Use your grappling hook. (What, no grappling hook? Well, that is just inviting trouble, friend!) Running away works too...
Suggested Killing Techniques: Shoot him in the face. He's just a guy, after all. (Somebody should tell that to Batman)
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Batman (1989)

Jason Voorhees

Name: Jason Voorhees
Category: Human, Mentally Deranged, Serial Killer, Villain, Mutant, Immortal
Age: Born on June 13th, 1946
Origin: Camp Crystal Lake
Habitat: Woods near Crystal Lake, Illinois
General Description: A hydrocephalic son of Pamela Voorhees. Lived with his mother at Camp Crystal Lake. At the tender of age of 11, Jason survived a near drowning accident caused by camp councilors' negligence. Since then the only human being he really knew was his mentally deranged mother - Mrs. Voorhees. After witnessing his mother’s death at the hands of Alice Hardy, Jason began his murderous rampage. In addition to his generally unhinged psyche the main driving forces behind his unquenchable bloodlust are the desire to revenge his drowning accident and his mother’s death and his high moral views regarding premarital sexual relationships. Ever since his mother's death in 1980, Jason has been living in a humble shack in the woods surrounding the Crystal Lake, living off wild animals and vegetation, stealing the few things he needs. Without human contact he became a frightened retard, an out-of-control psychopath, a child trapped in man’s body, killing anyone who disturbs the serene atmosphere of the Crystal Lake.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Mrs. Pamela Voorhees
Sworn Enemies: Alice Hardy, Ginny Field, Chris Higgins, Tommy Jarvis
Special Powers: Super-human strength and amazing self-healing powers. Jason is virtually indestructible and can survive even the most lethal wounds.
Weapons of Choice: Machete is Jason’s traditional weapon of choice, however he has been known to use a variety of other tools and weapons, including but not limited to: hammer, spear, knife, pitchfork, pickax, meat clever, sewing needle, harpoon rifle, fire poker, bare hands, axe, saw, and corkscrew.
Weaknesses: Usually kills his victims exclusively on Fridays the 13ths. (Also on Saturdays the 14ths, Sundays the 15ths, Mondays the 16ths, and occasionally Tuesdays the 17ths). Easily startled by people impersonating his mother or himself.
Hobbies: Decorating the shrine dedicated to his deceased mother with the bodies of his victims
Pet Peeves: Teenagers engaged in premarital sex
Best Lines: N/A
Total Estimated Power Rating: 12
2 Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Weapon Points for the machete + 1 Shock Point + 3 Points for Relative Invulnerability
Danger Level: Extremely High. Jason is an unstoppable killing machine that knows no mercy and is ready to kill anyone in his path. Especially if this someone happens to be an oversexed teenager.
Identification: Usually wears a hockey mask (although he is known to wear a bag over his head when in his youth). Jason’s habit of covering his face is a blessing, considering his deformed appearance. Only a few individuals “lucky” to see his malformed face have survived to tell the story.
How to Avoid: Do not have premarital sex. Especially near Camp Crystal Lake. Especially on Friday the 13th. To be on a safe side – don’t have sex and stay the hell away from Illinois all 365 days a year (366 during the leap years).
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Impersonate his mother and strike him with a sharp heavy object. If you succeed in bringing him down – jump into the nearest car and drive as far away as you can. Make sure to never drive the notoriously unreliable German VW Beetles – they usually have either ignition or battery problems. When driving your famously reliable fine American vehicle - make sure you have plenty of gas in your tank.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Severe blows to the head with sharp and heavy objects have been known to incapacitate him for long enough for you to escape, however Jason is impossible to kill and even if he appears to be very, very dead – do not believe it. Even if his pronounced dead by a licensed medical professional. Even if his skull is wide open and his brain is sliding out of his head (just a scratch, as far as Jason is concerned). Even if he is supposedly cremated and buried. Remember – Jason is out there. Always.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Friday the 13th (1980)
- Friday the 13th - Part 2 (1981)
- Friday the 13th - Part 3-D (1982)
- Friday the 13th - Part 4: The Final Chapter (1984)

Mrs. Voorhees

Name: Pamela Sue Voorhees
Category: Human, Mentally deranged, Serial Killer
Age: 49
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: Near Camp Crystal Lake, IL
General Description: Former cook at Camp Crystal lake and the mother of Jason Voorhees. After the accidental “death” of Jason Voorhees in 1957, Pamela got a little funny in the head and killed the camp counselors she held responsible for her son’s death. Mrs. Voorhees is strongly opposed to the re-opening of the camp. So strongly, in fact, that she’d kill to stop it.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Jason Voorhees
Sworn Enemies: Alice Hardy and anyone else who decides to camp near Crystal Lake
Special Powers: None
Weapons of Choice: Axe or Machete
Weaknesses: Mrs. Voorhees’ love for her son is her major weakness
Hobbies: Before the tragic events of 1957, Mrs. Voorhees was a pretty good cook. And before you pass any judgment, try her cranberry frappe – that's the real killer!
Pet Peeves: Oversexed Camp Counselors
Best Lines:
1) Oh my lord. So young. So pretty. Oh what monster could have done this.
2) Jason should have been watched. Every minute, he was… he wasn’t a very good swimmer…
3) Kill her, mommy, kill her
4) Don’t let her get away, mommy. Don’t let her live. I won’t, Jason. I won’t.
5) Come dear. It’ll be easier for you than it was for Jason.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
3 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Weapon Points for axe, knife, or machete
Danger Level: Medium. Mrs. Voorhees is just a regular human being and relies on cunning, element of surprise, and weapons. Without them she is really not that tough.
Identification: If all your friends are slaughtered overnight and later you encounter a nice old lady in a blue sweater who seems hesitant about calling the cops or getting help – you might be talking to Mrs. Voorhees.
How to Avoid: Avoid camp counseling jobs. Especially in Illinois. Especially if the locals warn you against it. Especially if the locals refer to the camping place as “Camp Blood.”
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Try to change the topic of conversation from her son’s death to something less disturbing for her troubled mind. For example you can ask if she knitted her famous blue sweater herself, or if she would share her famous flapjacks recipe, or if her children like to swim in the lake… Wait! No! Forget the last one.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Like any regular human she can be killed using a variety of different techniques and weapons. Be mindful, however, that her son loves her very, very much and that he might not like the fact that you killed his mommy.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Friday the 13th (1980)

Eddie Quist

Name: Eddie Quist
Category: Werewolf, Shape-shifter, Serial Killer, Mentally Deranged
Age: Unknown
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: Dr. Waggner’s Werewolf Colony
General Description: A werewolf with a serial killer twist and a very troubled mind. Eddie Quist is a true monster inside and out.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Marsha Quist
Sworn Enemies: Chris, Karen White
Special Powers: Although in Eddie’s case the shape-shifting process is relatively lengthy the results are still effective – Eddie turns into a giant man eating bipedal wolf thing.
Weapons of Choice: Fangs
Weaknesses: Strobe lights and acid will slow Eddie down, but don’t count on either as you only means of defense.
Hobbies: Eddie is a talented artist, specializing in portraits of his fellow werewolves and landscapes. His less charming hobby is S&M pornography...
Pet Peeves: Being betrayed by victims. Eddie hates it when his victims do not cooperate and call the cops.
Best Lines:
1) You know me, but I don't know you. Why is that?
2) Look at me. I want to give you a piece of my mind.
3) - You are crazy!
- I am much than that, bright boy. Much more.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 10
3 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 2 Additional Physical Strength Points for when in Wolf Shape + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Basic Shape-Shifting Ability
Danger Level: High. Eddie is insane even by werewolf standards. If your gun is not loaded with silver bullets your chances of survival are quite slim.
Identification: Eddie marks his territory with Smiley Face stickers. If you see one on a door somewhere, you can be almost sure that Eddie is hiding behind it.
How to Avoid: Stay away from porn shops and psychoanalytical colonies.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Try to pretend that you are interested in his psychological issues. This will buy you some time. Also - If Eddie starts transforming into a wolf thing in front of your eyes, don’t just stand there and watch – his transformations usually take quite a bit of time and you could use it to escape.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Shoot Eddie with silver bullets. Regular bullets are entirely useless – Eddie can just poke those out.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- The Howling (1981)