Vicki Vale

Name: Vicki Vale
Category: Human, Romantic Interest Character, American, Artist, Journalist
Age: Exact age unknown. Approximately Late 20s
Origin: Gotham City, USA
Habitat: Gotham City, USA
General Description: A talented photographer and photojournalist, Vicki Vale is the author of many acclaimed publications in Vogue and Cosmo. She also happens to be one of the numerous romantic interests of Batman.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Batman
Sworn Enemies: Joker
Special Powers: Ability to sweet-talk villains into trance-like state with just a few well thought out and sultrily delivered compliments.
Weapons of Choice: Vicki Vale really does not live up to Wonder Woman’s ideals of womanhood and primarily relies on Batman to rescue her from danger. Which makes him her favorite weapon. And quite effective one at that.
Weaknesses: Vicki cannot help falling madly in love with billionaires from the first sight. She simply cannot control herself in this matter.
Hobbies: Photography
Pet Peeves: Non-billionaire admirers
Best Lines:
1) I like... bats
2) Mr.Joker, you say such beautiful things. And you are so powerful... and purple. I love purple.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
4 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Additional Point for being under Batman’s protection
Danger Level: Medium. Although Vicki Vale is not dangerous by herself, being a romantic interest of both Batman and Joker makes her one of the most dangerous women in Gotham City. Trying to get involved with this “death-bait” can lead to unsurprisingly gruesome consequences.
Identification: Vicki Vale looks almost identical to the famous actress Kim Basinger...
How to Recruit: Invite her for a dinner to your billion dollar mansion.
How to Stay on Her Good Side: I got the five magic letters for you - B, O, O, Z, E. Although not an alcoholic, Vicki Vale cannot resist a few bottles of Mouton Rothschild 1945. It makes her sociable. Very sociable, if you follow my drift.
What to Look Out For: No matter what she says keep in mind that she weights more than 108 lbs
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Batman (1989)

Lainie Diamond

Name: Lainie Diamond
Category: Human, Possessed, Romantic Interest Character
Age: 17
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: In front of the mirrors on the basketball court
General Description: Love interest of Bobby Keller, semi-possessed by Gena Ettinger (Coleman Ettinger’s wife). Gina exists in Lainie’s subconscious and generally doesn’t affect her life too much… Other than Lainie’s sudden passion for retro music, rose-scented perfumes, and heavily laced nightgowns.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Coleman Ettinger (when in Bobby Keller’s body)
Sworn Enemies: None
Special Powers: Looking great in a leotard
Weapons of Choice: Leotard
Weaknesses: Inability to resist hot Michael Jackson dance moves
Hobbies: Dating old men trapped in young men’s bodies
Pet Peeves: Dating young men trapped in old men’s bodies
Best Lines:
1) Thank you for a frightening, confusing, strange and dangerous time.
2) - Where do you think you are going?
- To run away from home and become a prostitute.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 6
3 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Additional Points for Looking Great in a Leotard
Danger Level: Nonexistent.
Identification: Lainie Diamond! Joel’s Lainie! Lainie - the one who looks great in a leotard Lainie.
How to Avoid: Make sure not to employ any hot Michael Jackson dance moves – if you do, Lainie might find you too cute not to stalk.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: That depends on whether you want to avoid her of to attract her. To achieve the latter – moonwalk. To achieve the former – walk away.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Spike a glass of wine with an elephant dose of soporific. Lainie would never refuse a glass of wine...
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Dream a Little Dream (1989)

Ah'Len

Name: Ah'Len
Category: Alien, Xyrillian, Engineer, Romantic Interest Character
Age: Unknown
Origin: Thera
Habitat: Thera
General Description: A scaly alien female, who works as an engineer on her spaceship. For some reason, Ah’Len believes that date raping other species is OK, as long as the victim is not aware of what’s happening and the chance of unwanted pregnancy is low...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Cmdr. Charles 'Trip' Tucker III
Sworn Enemies: Unknown
Special Powers: Ah’Len generates pleasant electric impulses on touch, which don’t seem to serve any particular purpose
Weapons of Choice: Impregnating Bowl of Pebbles
Weaknesses: Smooth-skinned pale males
Hobbies: Reading minds during mating
Pet Peeves: Unknown
Best Lines: - Your favorite food is… catfish
Total Estimated Power Rating: 8
5 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Point for Access to Mind-Reading pebbles
Danger Level: Low. Unwanted pregnancy is the worst thing that can happen to you
Identification: If you are a man and your happen to be pregnant, try to remember exchanging thoughts with a bold scaly woman via a bowl of transparent pebbles. Remember? That was Ah’Len.
How to Avoid: Pregnancy is a joy that is unknown to human males... Ah’Len might be your only chance. Are you sure you want to avoid her?
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Don’t let Ah’Len “show” you anything, and don’t play any “games” with her. For all we know, transparent pebbles might not be the only way her species mate.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Xyrillians are humanoid species and thus killing Ah’Len is not any more complicated than killing a human being. Make sure you are not carrying her baby though, for you may be condemning your child to motherless childhood.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Unexpected - Star Trek: Enterprise (Season 1) (2001-2005)

Michael Corvin

Name: Michael Corvin
Category: Werewolf-Vampire Hybrid, Shape-Shifter, Romantic Interest Character
Age: Late 20s
Origin: Budapest, Hungary
Habitat: 10 feet away from Selene
General Description: A former surgeon and a descendant of Alexander Corvinus. Due to his rare genetic makeup was able to survive the bite of a werewolf and a vampire, ultimately becoming a hybrid that has the strengths of both species and none of their weaknesses.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Selene
Sworn Enemies: Viktor, Markus Corvinus, William Corvinus
Special Powers: Ability to turn into a hulk-like monster (half-vampire-half-werewolf and stronger than both), immortality, ability to jump off tall buildings without hurting himself
Weapons of Choice: Claws, which also double as an excellent can opener
Weaknesses: Older women
Hobbies: Being shirtless
Pet Peeves: Hungarian cuisine
Best Lines:
1) Where am I?
2) What the hell is going on?
3) What’s happening to me?
4) What?
Total Estimated Power Rating: 11
3 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 2 Additional Physical Strength Points for when in Hulk-like shape + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Basic Shape-Shifting Ability + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Danger Level: Medium-High. Michael is not very comfortable with his newly acquired powers, but be forewarned that his powers are immense and no one really knows what Michael is truly capable of.
Identification: A long-haired hunk that turns bluish-green when attacked.
How to Avoid: Avoiding Selene pretty much guarantees avoiding Michael
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Going head-to-head against Michael is a deadly mistake. Instead try to disorient or confuse him. For example you, may suddenly ask him what time it is. When he replies, tell him that the train station is around the corner. This will make him go look for the train station.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Make sure his girlfriend is not around and force feed him some regular human food.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Underworld (2003)
- Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Marlena Moreau

Name: Marlena Moreau
Category: Human, Parallel-Starfleet Officer, Scientist, Romantic Interest Character
Age: Early 20s
Size: Average Human
Origin: Parallel Earth
Habitat: I.S.S. Enterprise
General Description: Parallel-Kirk’s woman and one of the chemistry lab scientists aboard I.S.S. Enterprise. She is an intelligent scientist trapped inside an extremely misogynistic parallel universe.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Parallel-Kirk, Kirk
Sworn Enemies: Unknown
Special Powers: Looks
Weapon(s) of choice: Semi-transparent outfits
Weakness(es): Inability to shine as a woman every minute
Hobbies: Being a Captain’s woman
Pet Peeves: Picking up after the storm in the chem lab
Best Line(s):
1) Oiling my traps, darling. I'm afraid I'm a little out of practice. Maybe that's what happened to us, hmm? It's ...very hard for a working officer to shine as a woman every minute ... and you demand perfection.
2) I've been a captain's woman, and I like it. I'll be one again if I have to go through every officer in the fleet.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
4 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Additional Point for Seduction Skills
Power Rating Estimate Notes: Parallel-Marlena Moreau heavily relies on her intellect and looks. Access to Tantalus Field allows her to dispose of those who threaten her men.
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Movie(s) and or Book(s) featuring the character:
- Mirror Mirror - Star Trek The Original Series (2nd Season (1966))

Lieutenant Carolyn Palamas

Name: Carolyn Palamas
Category: Human, Scientist, Starfleet Officer, Hero, Romantic Interest Character
Age: Early 20s
Size: Average Human
Origin: Planet Earth
Habitat: U.S.S. Enterprise (until she finds a man)
General Description: A&A officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise (Specialist in archeology, anthropology, and ancient civilizations). Lieutenant Palamas is a woman... all woman.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Scott, Kirk, Chekov, for a short period of time - Apollo
Sworn Enemies: None
Special Powers: Ability to crush male ego with just a few sentences. Ability to seduce gods who haven’t seen a woman for several millenniums.
Weapon(s) of choice: Language
Weakness(es): Greek gods, hunky aliens
Hobbies: Greek mythology
Pet Peeves: Drunken Scots who think that they are the right men for her
Best Line(s):
1) I must say, Apollo ... the way you ape human behavior is remarkable, but there are some other things I must know - your evolutionary patterns and your social development.
2) That's very flattering, but I must get on with my work now.
3) I'm not some simple shepherdess you can awe. Why, I could no more love you than I could love a new species of bacteria.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
5 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points
Power Rating Estimate Notes: Lieutenant Palamas is extremely well educated and intelligent.

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Movie(s) and or Book(s) featuring the character:
- Who Mourns for Adonais? - Star Trek The Original Series (2nd Season (1966))

Nurse Alex Price

Name: Alex Price
Category: Human, Medic, Romantic Interest Character
Age: Early 20s
Size: Average Human
Origin: London
Habitat: London hospitals, one-bedroom London flats
General Description: A British nurse who had seven lovers in her life, three of which were one-night stands, at the time when she met David Kessler
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: David Kessler
Sworn Enemy: None
Special Powers: Forcing people to eat even when they are not hungry, ability to read out loud
Weapon(s) of Choice: Hypodermic needle
Weaknesses: Hot American werewolves in general, and David Kessler in particular
Hobbies: Seducing patients
Pet Peeves: Unattractive patients
Best Line(s): - Benjamin, Have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck?
Total Estimated Power Rating: 6
4 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points
Power Rating Estimate Notes: Although Nurse Alex Chapel is quite capable in taming American werewolves, she is absolutely worthless in hand-to-hand combat.
Movie(s) and or Book(s) featuring the character:

- An American Werewolf in London (1981)